little johnny is sitting in math class and the teacher asks,"if you have 5 birds sitting on a wire,and you throw a rock and hit one,how many do you have left?johnny,you take this one."
johnny thinks about it and says,"none.if you hit one,the rest will fly away."
the teacher replies,"no johnny,the answer is 4,but i like the way you think."
so johnny says"let me ask you something then. 3 women are sitting on a park bench,each having an ice cream.one is licking it,one is sucking it,and the other is biting it,which one is married?"
the teacher says"geez i dont know johnny,the one thats sucking it?"
no,johnny says,"its the one with the wedding ring,but i like the way you think"
2007-03-03
00:13:41
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