little johnny is sitting in math class and the teacher asks,"if you have 5 birds sitting on a wire,and you throw a rock and hit one,how many do you have left?johnny,you take this one."
johnny thinks about it and says,"none.if you hit one,the rest will fly away."
the teacher replies,"no johnny,the answer is 4,but i like the way you think."
so johnny says"let me ask you something then. 3 women are sitting on a park bench,each having an ice cream.one is licking it,one is sucking it,and the other is biting it,which one is married?"
the teacher says"geez i dont know johnny,the one thats sucking it?"
no,johnny says,"its the one with the wedding ring,but i like the way you think"
2007-03-03 00:13:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
youre cranky,b.go to bed and remember,no water or you'll pee in your spider-man pjs again.
2007-03-03 00:21:17 · update #1
lol
2007-03-03 00:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Tori 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...i love johnny jokes
2007-03-06 17:03:03 · answer #2 · answered by tiff_n_a00 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good funny and i like the way u think
2007-03-03 01:50:39 · answer #3 · answered by hi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! LOL
2007-03-03 01:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
ha ha ha ha
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2007-03-03 00:26:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is older than the crust in your mamas panties.
2007-03-03 00:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ok...funny. will give 10/10!
2007-03-03 01:03:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah !!! Old but still good !!!
Aaron.
2007-03-03 00:21:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one,, I'll be telling it at work Monday, Thanks for the laugh.
2007-03-03 00:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by denny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol :) good one! =)
2007-03-03 00:16:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♥H] ッ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋