Pagan and heathen "religions" are mostly joined by people who spend inordinate amounts of time on the internet. They talk about making altars, performing rituals and profess to holding high-minded ideals about peace and protecting the environment, but in actuality they are too lazy to do anything except make up elaborate internet profiles on various websites. They are natural attention whores and love adopting titles for themselves but little, if any, religious practice.
Apparently remaining in aforementioned "religions" causes vast amounts of weight gain as evidenced by the physical appearance of most pagans and heathens. This is best explained by constant internet usage, the non-stop sitting and snacking that is associated with endless keyboarding, and the refusal of pagans and heathens to get a job or otherwise contribute to society in a meaningful way.
2007-03-03
17:53:56
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