All categories - 24 February 2007

I left a question about Fantasia's performance on American Idol, and 3 or 4 people left comments about the way Fantasia pronounced certain words. If you ever saw the movie The Color Purple you would understand that she was in character ! This is the way Celie talks! It was not because she had braces or because she had speech or literacy problems in the past! go rent The Color Purple then watch Fantasia's performance on American Idol again,,,,,PLEASE

2007-02-24 06:54:43 · 2 answers · asked by beesweat 1 in Television

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this is just funny?

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service
charges on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, now is somewhere around $60.00! A family member placed a call to Citibank:
Family Member: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."
Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Family Member: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections."
Bank: "Since it is two months past due, it already has been."
Family Member: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"
Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"
Family Member: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"
Bank: "Excuse me?"
Family Member: "Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?"
Bank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor."
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."
Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."
Family Member: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"
Bank: (Stammer) "Are you her lawyer?"
Family Member: "No, I'm her great nephew. " (Lawyer info given)
Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"
Family Member: "Sure." (fax number is given)
After they get the fax:
Bank: "Our system just isn't set-up for death. I don't know what more I can do to help."
Family Member: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. I don't think she will care."
Bank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."
Family Member: "Would you like her new billing address?"
Bank: "That might help."
Family Member: " Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69."
Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!" !
Family Member: "Well.......What do you do with dead people on your planet?"

2007-02-24 06:54:42 · 7 answers · asked by mo the man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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racism question?

hey all...i was workin today and a guy came up wanting to return a broken faceplate..he said they flipped the phone and it broke off when there is a screw that holds it on and it was clearly broken and on top of that the recepit and the sign clearly say no exchanges or returns on faceplates no matter what...then he said a bunch of a racist **** to me so i told him to take his racist *** somewhere else cuz im not gonna tolerate that...i didnt call mall security pr anything i let him off, but he called my coworker to try to dispute but my coworker didnt pick up. did i do the right thing or not, and can i get him in trouble?

2007-02-24 06:54:38 · 25 answers · asked by wizzpack 2 in Other - Society & Culture

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Not Racist?

Majority of the individuals on this site have stated to not be racist. If that's the case, why is our society function the way it does? In high schools, don't you mostly notice that people tend to stay with their own race? Also, if everyone's so friendly and embracing, why do we bicker about separation and they're many posts about racism?

2007-02-24 06:54:33 · 9 answers · asked by Felicity 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

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How many grams of hydrogen are in 46g of CH4O?

2007-02-24 06:54:33 · 5 answers · asked by lani g 1 in Chemistry

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Doctors buy cheaper brand for self but prescribe expensive brands for others, Why?

2007-02-24 06:54:31 · 6 answers · asked by Chichi 3 in Skin Conditions

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Exists a site on that i cam make my own wallpaper?

2007-02-24 06:54:29 · 3 answers · asked by andrei10_zidane a 2 in Internet

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what was the dog called in tom and jerry?

2007-02-24 06:54:25 · 26 answers · asked by tracy w 3 in Comics & Animation

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Blackburn v Portsmouth?

what do u think about the result ?

2007-02-24 06:54:24 · 4 answers · asked by Alcoholic C 1 in English Football

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Was there ever a time that cars in NASCAR where 100% stock?

I was wondering if there was ever a time that cars in Nascar where 100% stock, from the manufacture. I can understand roll cages and safety equipment but where changes made to the mechanical parts and engines, that where different then what they came with

2007-02-24 06:54:22 · 15 answers · asked by Ezz 6 in NASCAR

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Which has the best burgers? Only one from the list?

Mcdonalds
Burger King
Wendy's
Carl Jr./Hardees
Jack in the box
In and out burger
Krystal
White Castle
Fuddruckers
Whataburger
Backyard Burger
Culvers

2007-02-24 06:54:21 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fast Food

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Earthworms?

what is the best web site for earthworm facts?

2007-02-24 06:54:21 · 3 answers · asked by ME 1 in Zoology

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How can I spike my hair so it curls backwards?

when I normally spike my hair, i can get it to stand striaght up or go forwards but how can I get it to curl backwards?

2007-02-24 06:54:17 · 1 answers · asked by Jase 2 in Hair

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get a chess board put 1 pea on first square 2 on the 2nd 4on 3rd keep dublin up how many will u hav on 64th g?

give answer in words not figures

2007-02-24 06:54:06 · 12 answers · asked by redcarstaffy 2 in Trivia

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Have you seen the village idiot lately???

2007-02-24 06:54:06 · 16 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what does the word swagger mean?

this guy asked me if i wanted to his swagger what does dat mean??

2007-02-24 06:54:05 · 6 answers · asked by BaBy PhAt LoVeR 1 in Words & Wordplay

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What Stds Can A Person Get From Oral Sex?

Im 27 And I Gave About 20 Guys Oral Sex When I Was Younger Because Its Safer Than Intercourse- I Know Now That I Should Of Never Done That- What Stds Am I At A High Risk For????????

2007-02-24 06:54:05 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

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Should Answers have a "Just answer the *&!@ing question!" button?

To be used in those all too familiar cases where people blatantly ignore your actual question and natter on about their own agenda.

2007-02-24 06:54:04 · 6 answers · asked by D.F 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Webkinz!?!?

Ok i have 16 webkinz and have 202 friends.But i want more!Add me:KMJL95 and tell me urs...

2007-02-24 06:53:56 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Toys

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Traveling abroad?

what should i do to make my chances better when filling out my application. like would it help if i joined clubs or something? and what should i do to get ready to go? i'm planning to go to spain, so any suggestions? what type of stuff should i take and how much spending money, etc...? just some advice would be really helpful. Thanks!

2007-02-24 06:53:51 · 1 answers · asked by lovebug 1 in Studying Abroad

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Is it true that altruists are going to burn in hell?

Well now that just doesn't make any sense. Why would God send all the good people to hell and let villainous monsters like Hitler and David Koresch and Geoffery Dahmer into heaven? How can this be? I could go on and on and........what?

OHHHHH! Atheists?

well now

That's completely different (not really)

OOOPs!

I'm sorry!

Nevermind..............

2007-02-24 06:53:51 · 10 answers · asked by Rosanne Roseannadanna 1 in Religion & Spirituality