All categories - 23 February 2007

a bloke with a black eye get s on a plane and takes a seat next to another guy who also has a black eye they start chatting fancy us both having a black eye how did you get yours one says to the other... Well it was a bit of a tongue twister really says the first man i went up to the ticket desk and there was this gorgeous blonde bird with massive t*ts and instead of saying can i have two tickets to pittsburgh i accidently said can i have two pickets to t*tsburgh so she socked me one. He turns round and says to the second guy so how did you get yours? His was also a tongue twister he was sitting at breakfast and his wife said to him what do you want for breakfast............. Can't remember and it's killing me this joke was circulating around about a year, year and half ago on email if anybody has it please let me know how it finishes.

2007-02-23 01:11:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-23 01:11:11 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Source" A proud liberal !!!!!!

2007-02-23 01:11:08 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2007-02-23 01:11:08 · 1 answers · asked by nour h 1 in Software

2007-02-23 01:11:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

My mom is going on a two week trip for the first time, and I'm just a feeling a bit low, I need a good song to cheer me up! Like a hyper song!

2007-02-23 01:10:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

sometimes we need patience to get something .

but I have little patience , how can a person like me improve that kind of virtue?

2007-02-23 01:10:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I am a foreign exchange student and now in high school junior class.. I am planning to continue my study in United States but don't know what to do.. and also my mom doesn't allow me go to private school..Can someone help me please?? Thanks..

2007-02-23 01:10:42 · 1 answers · asked by Cindy 2 in Studying Abroad

2007-02-23 01:10:37 · 7 answers · asked by azaa 3 in Mythology & Folklore

How many A Levels did he obtain at Eton ? I'm wondering if he has the correct qualifications to be an army officer

2007-02-23 01:10:29 · 6 answers · asked by itsjoesoap 2 in Royalty

2007-02-23 01:10:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

with the name of the counrties that have this nutritional deficiency
example:
Iron deficiency in china
thanx for help

2007-02-23 01:10:21 · 2 answers · asked by Cinderella 3 in Homework Help

2007-02-23 01:10:20 · 5 answers · asked by Ashley 4 in Celebrities

2007-02-23 01:10:08 · 11 answers · asked by julia goodwin 1 in Paris

Bearing in mind spongers can't work. It must suit a spongers temperament.

2007-02-23 01:09:56 · 11 answers · asked by Barbara Doll to you 7 in Psychology

2007-02-23 01:09:54 · 7 answers · asked by thirdshift40 1 in Atlanta

Famous Hollywood people who supported David Geffen's fund-raiser against Hillary Clinton included Natalie Maines (of Dixie Chicks), Barbara Streisand, Steve Speilberg, George Clooney, Morgan Freeman, and Jeffrey Katzenberg.

OMG... Will the biggest avalanche in political history happen as more and more and more Libs wake up and realize what Hillary Clinton is?

2007-02-23 01:09:52 · 16 answers · asked by david 2 in Politics

2007-02-23 01:09:42 · 7 answers · asked by <3♥P@in,Ple@$ur3 2 in Celebrities

Ive call alot of breeders and finally chose one the pups that this breeder sells have their first shots and are register to be honest i dont really care if they come with papers these pups are 9 weeks or not i made plans to go down to go pick up the pup this saturday but last night i got a call from another breeder who i left a msg the day before asking info about the pups she sells she tells me they are 7 weeks old and theyhave the first pup shot but nothin else
my question is , is 7 weeks to young still? should i go for the one thats 9 weeks? well one of the reason why im debating which one is not only the age but one is breeder is 2 hrs away and the other is about an hr away..prices are a lil different but nothing major ($50)
any suggestions?

2007-02-23 01:09:34 · 9 answers · asked by txgirl 1 in Dogs

What is the truth concerning women in a preaching role,is this allowed or not?

2007-02-23 01:09:33 · 8 answers · asked by wayne h 1 in Religion & Spirituality

need to do sum adjusting to his water tank? help need plumbers brains

2007-02-23 01:09:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

looking for friend who lives in the plano or dallas tx area named Roxy and Anthony Gatson?

2007-02-23 01:09:22 · 3 answers · asked by angelwinks619@sbcglobal.net 2 in Friends

i'm looking for a roomate in san diego ca.I prefer the clairmont or encinitas area

2007-02-23 01:09:20 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in San Diego

2007-02-23 01:09:18 · 3 answers · asked by can 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Dopey and the other seven dwarves are meeting the Pope at the Vatican. Dopey sidles up to the Pope and says, 'Excuse me, Your Holiness, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?' The Pope thinks for a minute and then says 'No Dopey, I dont think there are.'
Dopey shuffles from one foot to another 'Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole of Europe?' Again the Pope shakes his head.
Desperately now, Dopey asks 'Are there any dwarf nuns in the whole world?' 'Im sorry Dopey, but the answer is no.' says the Pope 'Why are you so concerned about this issue anyway?'
Shamefaced, Dopey points to the other six dwarves who are huddled in the corner, splitting their sides with laughter and chanting 'Dopey shXgged a penguin'

2007-02-23 01:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i see it on mtv from time to time. its a song sung by only one guy, he in the only band member shown on the video. he sings about the war going on right now. i dont remember the name of the song or the singer. in the video there are soe guys spray painting walls and things. can anyone help me??

2007-02-23 01:09:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music