a bloke with a black eye get s on a plane and takes a seat next to another guy who also has a black eye they start chatting fancy us both having a black eye how did you get yours one says to the other... Well it was a bit of a tongue twister really says the first man i went up to the ticket desk and there was this gorgeous blonde bird with massive t*ts and instead of saying can i have two tickets to pittsburgh i accidently said can i have two pickets to t*tsburgh so she socked me one. He turns round and says to the second guy so how did you get yours? His was also a tongue twister he was sitting at breakfast and his wife said to him what do you want for breakfast............. Can't remember and it's killing me this joke was circulating around about a year, year and half ago on email if anybody has it please let me know how it finishes.
2007-02-23 01:11:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-23 01:28:36 · update #1
His wife said "what do you want for breakfast"
He said "Nuts and Honey" (nothin honey)
She left the kitchen and he said "get back in here before I smack you with this pan" Her boyfriend came in and beat the tar out of him.
2007-02-26 12:10:37 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next to him also has a black eye.
He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence: we both have black eyes. Mind if I ask how you got yours?"
So the guy tells him: "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident, sort of.
See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the biggest breasts in the world was there.
So, instead of saying: "I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said: I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh and she socked me one."
The first guy responded, "Mine was a tongue twister too."
I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife: "Please pour me a bowl of corn flakes, but I accidentally said: You ruined my life, you lousy b*tch.''
2007-02-23 01:18:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey.
But I accidentally said, "You've ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed b***h."
2007-02-23 01:26:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
idk sorry
2007-02-23 01:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by m.j h 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋