All categories - 21 February 2007

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

"ME."

2007-02-21 19:41:44 · 16 answers · asked by Me Myself and I 2 in Lebanon

And see what happens.

2007-02-21 19:41:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was hoping Western World Muslims kicking back in your armchairs safely under the protection of your democratic governments would answer it for me.........

Why do SOME muslims write lies about the country of which they are living in Socialist newspapers printed by backyard printers and sent through the internet to other muslim countries?
For example - a Socialist newspaper in Sydney, Australia stated that the Hezbollah was winning the war against Isreal for months after they lost and the "blue line" was drawn.
Why do they do that?

2007-02-21 19:41:30 · 4 answers · asked by jumpin0jack0flash 3 in Military

Lots of muslims want sharia law in the western societies they live in. I believe that if they want that, they should go back to the barbaric places of their ancestors, and do whatever they like to each other.

However, I have an alternative - that is to impose sharia law in Western societies but ONLY for the muslims living there. The normal secular government offering sharia law to a minority who want it - In other words: stoning for adultery and being gay; mutilation of hands and feet for theft; stoning or hanging for many other crimes also. This would ONLY apply to the islamists within the western countries.

Do you think they would still want sharia law then? When they see a western person having no punishment for adultery, while they have death penalty? We have a caution for theft, they have hands and feet cut off? etc etc?

I doubt it.

2007-02-21 19:41:04 · 17 answers · asked by fanbelt.throxton 1 in Religion & Spirituality

After the anger cools off, there is so much embarassment...self blame, but afterwards, more anger over trivial issues, then more embarassment, the cycle goes on and on...please help !

2007-02-21 19:41:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

i need to find an IP from a network server.Is it possible to find it; Is there any way i can do that;

2007-02-21 19:41:00 · 3 answers · asked by Maria P 1 in Security

Am in Kenya, at work, its 11.40am

2007-02-21 19:40:58 · 19 answers · asked by smart_eluh 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 19:40:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

2007-02-21 19:40:50 · 16 answers · asked by burd p 2 in Astronomy & Space

2007-02-21 19:40:47 · 20 answers · asked by liquidmannequin 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-21 19:40:42 · 10 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Psychology

Their commercials say that they have the least dropped calls. But my service literally drops 1/3 of all of my calls. I have tried using different phones with my sim card, I have gotten a new sim card, I have tried standing in different positions in and around my house when making or receiving calls, but nothing works. Cingular is crap.

2007-02-21 19:40:35 · 3 answers · asked by apologetickid 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

India Real Estate is a good option to invest in Real Estate Market and I want to know which one is the best Option for me is it Delhi Properties, Gurgaon Properties, Noida Properties, Rajasthan Properties or Haryana Properties. Please suggest me the website where I will found the best option eg: Information as well as Agents or Property Dealers in India both on one platform.

Please Please Please suggest me the serious suggestion only.

2007-02-21 19:40:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

2007-02-21 19:40:29 · 5 answers · asked by orokosaki 1 in Television

2007-02-21 19:40:19 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Mine is from the city I grew up in...

have a great night/day where ever you are......

2007-02-21 19:40:00 · 9 answers · asked by happyday to you 7 in Polls & Surveys

I TRY TO LOOK ON CANNON WEBSITE BUT I COUDN'T THE MODEL NO IS MV920/901/900/890 PLEASE GIVE ME THE APPROPRATE ADDRESS TO DOWNLOD THIS DIRVERS
THANKS

2007-02-21 19:39:59 · 2 answers · asked by biruk_ts 1 in Cameras

Or any kind of tickets really. I've had 0.

2007-02-21 19:39:54 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think i too often judge people... Im starting to label everyone as very strange, or morons. I think i should probally stop doing that...

2007-02-21 19:39:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

What are the reasons for population explosion in Mumbai? What could be the best solution our government (State/Central) to implement for this problem?

2007-02-21 19:39:40 · 13 answers · asked by Sridhar H 1 in Government

In my experiences with men, it seems that about 25% of men seem turned on by other men.

2007-02-21 19:39:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

fill in the xxxxx.

2007-02-21 19:39:35 · 7 answers · asked by orokosaki 1 in Trivia

2007-02-21 19:39:24 · 7 answers · asked by .. 3 in Military

my gf,shes nice by her face ,hair,qualification n family but the only problem is that she doesnt have u know a well shaped sexy figure,and i wonder what shud i do?

2007-02-21 19:39:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

Im not saying like never getting married, but if they are somewhere new people HAVE to find someone to talk even if they dont know them or like them. are they afraid to be alone

2007-02-21 19:39:00 · 7 answers · asked by fat bastard 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Just new to Y!A and I noticed that someone pointed out to someone else that they have a clone. Can someone explain this to me please?

2007-02-21 19:38:33 · 15 answers · asked by wicked_tantrums 3 in Polls & Surveys

Ted Kennedy got probation for a drowning should the mother of three who three who threw a cup of ice be charged with a felony offense.

2007-02-21 19:38:30 · 3 answers · asked by Faerieeeiren 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was driving down a public back alley between houses and the was a gaping hole. I hit my splut (think that's what it's called, the cylinder with oil under the car) and all of my oil poured out all over the road. The car is now in a garage awaiting repair but can i claim costs of this back from the council?

2007-02-21 19:38:24 · 11 answers · asked by daniel s 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

so we can all stop this senseless time wasting. I think it must be similar to being addicted to heroin.

2007-02-21 19:38:21 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If so I can imagine that it might refer to sinners as "morally challenged people" or harlots as "adventerous women".

2007-02-21 19:38:16 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Religion & Spirituality