A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick
one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your
Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through
the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the
hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
"ME."
2007-02-21 19:41:44 · 16 answers · asked by Me Myself and I 2 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
1000000000/100000000000000 WOW, I LOVE IT... Im gonna do it with my husband :D lets see if he will freak out :D
2007-02-21 19:44:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww that's cute. I can just imagine it:-)
maybe a 61/2-7 as it is not roll on the floor hilarious but gorgeous none the less.
2007-02-21 20:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is funny, I rate 7/10
2007-02-21 23:09:19 · answer #3 · answered by Er Fufo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Am smiling definitely, I give 8/10 though because I didnt fall off my chair..
Toushka ;-)
2007-02-21 20:11:54 · answer #4 · answered by .... 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! 10!
2007-02-22 00:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will rate it a 9.
2007-02-21 19:47:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's was a good joke. I rate it 8
2007-02-21 22:10:46 · answer #7 · answered by Maiga 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. 10.
2007-02-21 20:44:34 · answer #8 · answered by LoLo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its AWESOME
i give it a
199999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.....
really nice
because u keep on reading
and u dont expect what's next
so the end was a surprise
=)
thanks for the laughs
2007-02-22 00:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by HG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Commmmmme On.... I'm to sleepy to even read all that. It was lont and draqgged itself... I was expecting somethng better.. My silly duck joke is way bettet .;... i give it a -1 And i have a sense of humer.;
Don't waste our time with stupid so cal jokes.
2007-02-21 19:58:02 · answer #10 · answered by cininni 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋