All categories - 20 February 2007

This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."

Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!
But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"

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galaxy or dairy milk

2007-02-20 21:10:11 · 16 answers · asked by Russell 3 in Other - Food & Drink

I want to go to new zealand i asked them and they said no how can i convince them to let the whole family go to new zealand? ...they said that we don't have enough money..

2007-02-20 21:09:54 · 4 answers · asked by danny 1 in Family

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if that happnd im marrying sid... and i will build my house next to donald's house

heheh :)

2007-02-20 21:09:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

irish electrictian

2007-02-20 21:09:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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no details

2007-02-20 21:09:01 · 2 answers · asked by rishika a 1 in Psychology

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Do you get cross with the revolving door policy that is
in place in most countries, you arrest someone, they
walk and commit the same types of crime again.........

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i can not connect to winserver 2003 with remot desktop comminication. when i enter administrator id & password this error appear: "the terminal server has exceeded the maximum number of allowed connection."
what shall i do?

2007-02-20 21:08:24 · 5 answers · asked by masoumeh l 1 in Computer Networking

2007-02-20 21:08:18 · 15 answers · asked by Jalisciense 2 in Genealogy

My Age is 24. I had complete my B.Com(Computer Applications) in 2004. After completing my degree I had form a small web designing center. It gave the earnings up to Rs. 7,000/- per month. Every month life is going smooth with this 7,000. But my friends and parents are said to me 7,000 is not fulfill all the requirements for today's world. So try any jobs with provide more earnings. So I am very confused. Now, both my earnings and expenses tally every month. My age is also boosting. I had no hand to provide the money for boost my business in big level. Past two years my business going on this stage with out any improvement and worry.

Provide the Good suggestion to choose the best, either the “Current Business” or “Getting the good job”.

2007-02-20 21:08:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

And anybody who wants to answer further:

How did he become King of England ?

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I have a Hp Pavilion dv6000. Does its battery have charge protection?

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2007-02-20 21:07:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

This sounds really bad but I dont want my babys dad 2 be in my sons life. we split up recently because he disrespects me alot and i no that its bad if i say he cant c him but im scared that my son will be like him, he makes promises he cant keep, calls me names and hes just basically a child, he has another son who he dosent really c.

2007-02-20 21:07:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I'm booking my flight and accomodation seperately and have already found a good flight. the hotels I'm being offered (All inclusive) are:

1001 nights...
Waves Beach resort
Alladin Beach
Aquablu
Calimera Golden Beach
Primisol Alabatros
Golden 5

These places look ok and are really cheap 4*/5* hotels but I wondered if anyone had actually stayed at any of these OR anyone has any more ideas on booking a hotel in Hurghada?

Thanks

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I am about to buy a Broadband and Digital TV package and want to make sure the SKY mix I pick contains a channel that shows Formula One. I would like to get the News and Knowledge mixes and not sign up for a separate Sports deal.

2007-02-20 21:06:49 · 5 answers · asked by Ragazza 2 in Formula One