This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments,
"See! That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.
What do YOU say to that?!"
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells,
"That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day!
But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"
2007-02-20 21:10:38 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG Chris where do ya get them from LMAO very good
2007-02-20 21:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Posted the other day but still funny lol
Tink x
2007-02-21 06:08:22 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny 10/10
2007-02-21 05:14:23 · answer #3 · answered by nella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-21 05:52:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That funny at so many lavels, tee-hee, cant wait to tell it
2007-02-21 05:17:38 · answer #5 · answered by northcarrlight 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha marriage is a pain in the ssa!
2007-02-21 05:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololollolololollolo - i'm laughing my butt off !!! Hilarious ...but yet oh so mean !!! lololollololollollolo
2007-02-21 05:14:03 · answer #7 · answered by Sarahdv7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....omg...you gave me the much needed laugh my day needed
2007-02-21 09:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Mum3grls 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...i guess they were..lmao..10/5
2007-02-21 05:16:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-21 05:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋