All categories - 19 February 2007

How old do you have to be to be a Eucharistic Minister in the Catholic Church?

2007-02-19 03:53:08 · 3 answers · asked by Questionare10101 1 in Religion & Spirituality

so i havent played volleyball since highschool and now im 25, and i go to this really great gym, they are having volleyball pickup and i would like to play, however i have no clue how...:)
\I went and watched last week and it looks easy enough, and all the girls were wearing these tiny lil compression shorts and t-shirts and kneee pads....so i went out and bought these shorts and am getting the knee pads today... Is this the average uniform for volleyball players? can anyone give me any pointers, the players i saw last week were pretty rude and didnt rotate out, so nobody got a chance to try.
I am going early with some friends so that we can get there before everyone and try to practice?
any suggestions would be greatly appreciated :)

2007-02-19 03:52:59 · 4 answers · asked by nikel 2 in Volleyball

please only answer this question if you know some uk online shops thank you

2007-02-19 03:52:58 · 16 answers · asked by sweetness_1984uk 2 in Pregnancy

I believe that it might be under the Motor Vehicle and Construction and Use Regs, but I'm not sure. Obviously this is a question for Traffic Police type individuals, or maybe a Solicitor. Thanks.

2007-02-19 03:52:57 · 5 answers · asked by jimbo 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

Who is the fastest college quaterback?

2007-02-19 03:52:56 · 17 answers · asked by roni l 1 in Football (American)

I need a recipe for a meat sauce to go on pasta. My mom has to work so I have to cook. I need to use the ground beef because it is going bad soon. Thank you all for helping me!!!

2007-02-19 03:52:54 · 7 answers · asked by morgankap 2 in Cooking & Recipes

I seem to know so ´MUCH´ about the military. No no, I don´t. I NEVER said I did. But I can say that I would NEVER want to join ANY armed forces. Cuz, (Because in case you hold me to bad grammer) I do NOT believe that ANY humans should be allowed to hold weapons that can ´take´ a life. Meaning, no Bush, and no crazy Middle-Easterner who misread something in the Quran. Murder IS for ´bad people´ and ´good people´ just don´t do that, no matter what. So (let me read back so I can remember what my question was) I don´t know about the military but in my opinion it is wrong for ANY country (REGARDLESS of who it is) to invade another country for some political or religious ´agenda´. So here is my question, what does it matter if I´ve been in the military or ANY OTHER position of a person, if I just want be allowed to have an opinion, and have it respected??? Let me know, because I am almost ´PLUM´ out of ideas. Catch you on the other side,backin97weused2ride

2007-02-19 03:52:53 · 2 answers · asked by nassim420 3 in Politics

Long story short, me and my girlfriend of 12 years and we also have a 6 year old girl, just broke up. She told me she needs time. for the pasted month i have tried everything what should i do, how long do i go without calling her.

2007-02-19 03:52:48 · 6 answers · asked by othello b 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-19 03:52:47 · 5 answers · asked by D M 1 in Chemistry

My cat is blind and deaf and he walks in circles and i can feel his ribs what should i do AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE HIM TO A VET THEY WOULD PUT HIM DOWN

2007-02-19 03:52:45 · 17 answers · asked by Megan L. Rinehart 2 in Cats

Our daughter is turning 2 and we want to start a sticker reward chart with her to teach her responsibility. What are some age appropriate “chores” that we can add to her daily list? Ex. Brush teeth, put toys away etc. And how many should we include for her? We’re thinking that at the end of the week she can use her stickers to “purchase” a special treat (trip out for ice cream, rent a movie, etc.)

2007-02-19 03:52:45 · 14 answers · asked by mamaladybok 3 in Toddler & Preschooler

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN


I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.

I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.

I don't ***** to my girlfriends about the size of my br$xsts.

I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
And I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring.
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to steal you.
I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too.
I know what the time is and I know what to do.
And I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two bxlls and stand when I p$$.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see.
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

And now it's time for a rebuttal

I'M GLAD I'M A WOMAN

I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam.
I don't brag to my buddies about my £r£ctions.
I won't drive to Hell before I ask for directions.
I don't get wasted at parties, and act like a clown.
And I know how to put that damned toilet seat down!
I won't grab your hooters, I won't pinch your butt.
My belt buckle's not hidden beneath my beer gut.
And I don't go around "re-adjusting" my crotch,
or yell like Tarzan when my headboard gets a notch.
I don't belch in public, I don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman you see-I'm just not that kind!
I'm glad I'm a woman, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have body hair like sh a g carpeting.
It doesn't grow from my ears or cover my back.
When I lean over you can't see 3 inches of crack.
And what's on my head doesn't leave with my comb.
I'll never buy a toupee to cover my dome.
Or have a few hairs pulled from over the side.
I'm a woman, you know-I've got far too much pride!
And I honestly think its a privilege for me,
to have these two bxxbs and squat when I p££.
I don't live to play golf and shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.
I won't tell you my wife just does not understand,
or stick my hand in my pocket to hide that gold band.
Or tell you a story to make you sigh and weep,
then scr£w you, roll over and fall sound asleep!
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a woman, you see.
Forget all about that old p£ n is envy.
I don't long for male bonding, I don't cruise for chicks.
Join the Hair Club For Men, or think with my d £ ck.
I'm a woman by chance and I'm thankful, it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a woman and not a man like you!

2007-02-19 03:52:42 · 25 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-19 03:52:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

teenage Boy Page and be re-elected by his party 6 times.

1. Name
2. Party
3. State he served.

2007-02-19 03:52:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I am almost a teen and only wear liquid lipgloss and clear mascara. I know that is enough for a pre-teen but is there any other clear and liquid make-up out there? (i wont wear it straight away, ill wait until im in year 7 (grade 7 for all u americans out there)

2007-02-19 03:52:37 · 13 answers · asked by xchocolate-rainbowsx 4 in Makeup

I have a friend who isn't the prettiest girl in the world, I'll admit it, but she calls herself ugly 24/7 and won't SHUT UP because she doesn't have a boyfriend! Whenever she gets around our other friends with significant others and they hug/kiss, she throws this tantrum and walks off, then later says, "I just can't handle it". She calls other friends b*** and sl**** and wh**** because they have boyfriends and she doesn't, and she's constantly making sexual innuendos about what me and my boyfriend "did last night" (we're not even sleeping together!!!! neither one of us ever has!)) She uses all this dramatic language like, "I just wasn't mean for love" and all this crap--and she's been single since like, sixth grade! It's about ten years later and she's STILL going on like this!!! She talks about relationships like she's going to fall in love and marry the guy, and acts like she knows all about them when she's never had one!!
I'm sick of it! What should I do??

2007-02-19 03:52:33 · 15 answers · asked by Ema Nova 4 in Friends

i have started to take st johns wort does anyone know the benifits of this

2007-02-19 03:52:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Alternative Medicine

I feel like my stomach is flipping around inside my belly. It feels like seasickness on land. Please help. It just flips and turns, and then I feel dizzy and nauseated. I have no idea what it is? I lay on my bed and it gets so bad that I almost vomit right into the trashcan next to my bed. Can anyone tell me anything about this? It gurgles and flips andn...uggh, its just soo uncomfortable. I have tried eating some saltine crackers, but it makes it flip more and more violently. Can anyone help?

2007-02-19 03:52:27 · 2 answers · asked by Chuckle Monkey 2 in Other - Health

Pre pregnancy I had a wonderfull appetite then I started haveing morning sickness bad and I just have not had much of an appetite.I will eat of course but just not as much as before.

2007-02-19 03:52:27 · 11 answers · asked by Sunshine 2 in Pregnancy

2007-02-19 03:52:26 · 17 answers · asked by aceventuradude 1 in Polls & Surveys

why would she abouse her body that way by shaving her head bald and getting two tatooos

2007-02-19 03:52:25 · 13 answers · asked by menar m 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

Try to come up with the answer to this on your own but the answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through.

At the exact same time, there are two 35 year old men on opposite sides of the earth, one is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers while the other is getting oral pleasure from an 85 year old toothless woman. They are both thinking the exact same thing. what are they both thinking?
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Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down

2007-02-19 03:52:19 · 12 answers · asked by dididdleydihi 3 in Jokes & Riddles

i want to change everything in my life.
but i dont know how to start. i feel i will hert some people.
i need advice on how to do it with out herting anyone.

2007-02-19 03:52:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

are you entitiled to pay if you were told to take as much time of as you need.

2007-02-19 03:52:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

2007-02-19 03:52:09 · 6 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

I am been nausea and I actually threw up after dinner Saturday night. The nausea started Saturday morning. Is it food poisoning or pregnancy? Gross I know, sorry

2007-02-19 03:52:09 · 4 answers · asked by just me and my crew 2 in Trying to Conceive

How to preserve our memory? Exercise the brain? Food containing antioxidant nutrients? Beeing happy? Any other sugestions or practicle examples? Thank you!

2007-02-19 03:52:08 · 7 answers · asked by Butterfly 2 in Mental Health

2007-02-19 03:51:58 · 2 answers · asked by natelie_16 1 in Add-ons