All categories - 18 February 2007

it short, it is funny, or at least i hope you think it is..

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq . To everyone's
amazement, all of the colour ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.?
Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld,? "Just exactly how many is a brazillion?"

2007-02-18 04:42:51 · 6 answers · asked by gone 7 in Jokes & Riddles

What does Secondary Sex Characteristic mean????? Or what is it????

2007-02-18 04:42:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

I was wondering if anyone knew any exciting AFFORDABLE places to go for like a trip after my graduation? I may want to leave the country although i am not sure. iI would also like to know if anyoneelse has done this and if it was a great experience.Thanks

2007-02-18 04:42:48 · 2 answers · asked by Pepperpaige 4 in Other - Destinations

2007-02-18 04:42:42 · 6 answers · asked by Contemplative Monkey 3 in Religion & Spirituality

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his medical services. He was asked if he had health insurance.



He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."



The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."



The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"



He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."



The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."



The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

2007-02-18 04:42:36 · 5 answers · asked by ViCKi!™|` 5 in Jokes & Riddles

last pill starting day one of not having sex or day 10 11 12 than start on day 13? And are your chances greater for pregnancy on clomid I ovulated before I was on it and got pregnant but my baby was lost at 6 months to something that will never happen again and I wanted to get pregnant faster so my OB put me on this since we had been trying for 3 months and nothing and the first time it took 1 month. Thanks

2007-02-18 04:42:33 · 3 answers · asked by mdizzy18 2 in Trying to Conceive

what causes the difference between red muscle and white muscle?
which contracts faster and why?

2007-02-18 04:42:31 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

fobia of loosing people.

2007-02-18 04:42:28 · 8 answers · asked by ragyad 2 in Psychology

There's this guy who I know.. who doesn't even know I exist! I try to talk to him, to get some conversation going, but it doesn't work! I've tried all possible ways to get him to notice me (flirting, trying to forget about him, trying to make him jealous, etc.) but I only come to the conclusion that HE'S NOT INTERESTED! I can't forget about him, I can't make him like me, HOW DO I GET HIM OUT OF MY LIFE??????!!!!!

2007-02-18 04:42:27 · 11 answers · asked by sweety4life9267 1 in Singles & Dating

Last night I went out, had 2 cocktails (sex in the city and a cheeky vimto) a shot of pink Sambuca, a shot of Alize, a shot of Tequila Rose and then had 2 vodka red bulls. I usually mix drinks with no problems and I had eaten a proper meal before I went out too. I was really really sick and felt like I was gonna die... seriously was not good at all!

2007-02-18 04:42:23 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Is it because republicans are winners?

2007-02-18 04:42:18 · 6 answers · asked by George "W"INNER BUSH 1 in Politics

i know most probably dont care, but i wonder anyway. does it matter what color a girl paints her nails? or does it matter on length? what about if she has long nails(not claws but a decent length)? do certain colors matter, ex:clear, french manicure, etc

2007-02-18 04:42:15 · 15 answers · asked by marisaB 1 in Fashion & Accessories

It goes like this na na na na........ na na naa na.......waheyhey and i dont know the rest or the song or it's name

2007-02-18 04:42:14 · 20 answers · asked by alanfgau 1 in Music

i have a year old wolf dog i need to change the food she is on becase its giving her the runs. what kind of dog food should i buy that wont give her the runs any more?

2007-02-18 04:41:59 · 7 answers · asked by racing_baby5 1 in Dogs

i have 97 windows and need a free biss card template

2007-02-18 04:41:56 · 1 answers · asked by Gary b 1 in Drawing & Illustration

I need that company to do transactions fast with less charges...

2007-02-18 04:41:53 · 1 answers · asked by sekhs 3 in Investing

like my other one doesn't but my lefet one does....also i hav a stuffy noes, and some parts of my gums r like blisters, behind my teeth....help!!!

2007-02-18 04:41:51 · 2 answers · asked by magictanya2003 2 in Other - Health

I think it is by Jay-Z. Here's a line "Show me whatcha got baby. Show me whatcha got baby." Then there is some saxophone music.

2007-02-18 04:41:41 · 9 answers · asked by Snowboarder91 3 in Music

or do you stay lost and ignore your GPS system?

2007-02-18 04:41:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have a good relationship with my grandfather. He is funny and he makes a lot jokes and teases me a lot. What my grandfather doesn't know is the fact that I'm gay. I don't plan on ever telling him this since all my life, I've lead him to believe I'm christian the way he's been all his life. If I did tell him, it would probably be useless trying to get him to accept me because he's a pastor for god sake at his church. Besides, I don't want to end up having a bad relationship with him and God forbid, he passes away in bad blood with me. Anyway, my problem is he's constantly making homophobic remarks everytime I go places or hang out with him and it really bug me. For instance, he'll tell me, "why don't you go get a girlfriend? People are gonna think you're one of the gays. You don't want people think'n you're one of the gays do you", "don't hold your hands that way. that's what the gays do", "why don't you have a girlfriend, SON?" etc.

2007-02-18 04:41:33 · 16 answers · asked by Crancrab1 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

This guy was my fiancee, we broke up (for a month) and got back together..... Now we're just dating. During that month my birth control expired, no big deal, wasn't sleeping with anyone- and when we got back together I went to my doc for more bc. I took a pregnancy test last night because my period was late, and told him the results this morning after I used the second test with morning urine to confirm the positive result. He did not react at all to the news.
We have been back together less than a month, and I've had an abortion before (his) and have no intention of doing that ever again. I know his family is going to think I'm trying to trap him and I have no clue how to deal with that. I'm also in college (but will finish in December), and am 25- so I don't feel it's unreasonable to have a baby at this point. Any ideas about family dynamics, insurance (do you have to upgrade to maternity coverage?), or any helpful anythings?

2007-02-18 04:41:31 · 9 answers · asked by Amanda R 2 in Singles & Dating

What can I do to get my daughter into my custody. Her mother doesn't take good care of her and uses her against me. She is not in a stable home and is with her brother, and even there she is causing problems. She has already moved twice in less that 2 months. I am worried about my daughter and I love her very much. I want to get her to keep her stable and have a roof over her head. I already take her to every doctor visit (her mother doesn't take her), I have taken her to every one of her WIC appts and I go get the food for her. I got her on medicaid and now she won't let me see her because on top of getting the baby what she needs, I am a full time student, I have two jobs, and still try to do things for her. I am at my wits end and need a good lawyer. She doesn't fix my daughter's hair and doesn't bathe her everyday. This is tearing me apart and I want to get my daughter back. BY ANY LEGAL MEANS NECESSARY!!!

2007-02-18 04:41:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

I went thru a really bad depression a while ago when I was suicidal, but my friends pulled me out of it. I was really happy and great for about a year, and then for the last couple of months that “feeling” came back. Even if I have a great day, I could come home and just cry for no reason. No, it is not pms. I feel sad for no apparent reason, and I have an “empty” feeling all the time. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’m a teen, so high school drama is normal, but now the TINIEST things can make me sob for hours. I don’t even want to talk to my best friends, because they cant help. I don’t even know why im sad!?!?!?! and im not going to see a doctor or talk with my family or take antidepressants. And I always feel confused and left out, even if im surrounded by friends at a party. I have a boyfriend and the best of friends and I’m living a good life, but for some reason I always feel “empty”. I believe in God, and i stay true to Him. Am I depressed, and what can i do about it?
THX!

2007-02-18 04:41:23 · 3 answers · asked by Argiiii. 5 in Mental Health

He's borrowed money from her, paid some back. She's used her own money to purchased stuff for his boat. He lives part of the time at her house, but doesn't have clothes there, doesn't provide financial assistance to her for her home. She does nothing but complain about his habits to me, like his smoking and getting drunk after work, his poor money management. Now they're engaged? And he didn't even buy her the ring, she donated a stone she had from a previous relationship. Am I missing something here? Should I be happy for her?

2007-02-18 04:41:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

2007-02-18 04:41:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-18 04:41:14 · 10 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

Has anyone heard the danger of the chemical dihydrogen oxide which terrorists have threatened to put in our water supplies. What can I do to protect myself against it?

2007-02-18 04:41:04 · 7 answers · asked by Bohdisatva 3 in Other - News & Events

2007-02-18 04:41:03 · 4 answers · asked by pie 1 in Engineering

It's a pain to have to pull up the big paintshop programs just to doodle.

2007-02-18 04:41:02 · 7 answers · asked by primapeache 2 in Software

2007-02-18 04:41:00 · 4 answers · asked by Intellithug 3 in Singles & Dating