A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his medical services. He was asked if he had health insurance.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister who is a nun."
The nun got a little perturbed and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
2007-02-18 04:42:36 · 5 answers · asked by ViCKi!™|` 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks for the laugh
2007-02-18 04:52:15 · answer #1 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant! going to send this to my uncle Pope. Tee Hee
2007-02-22 10:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one made my giggle
thanks
I liked it
smile
good luck
2007-02-18 15:52:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, that was kinda funny
2007-02-18 13:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by upallnight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha...
2007-02-18 12:49:03 · answer #5 · answered by CrazyGirlinaMessedUpWorld 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋