All categories - 13 February 2007

One day, as a young man was jogging near the lake, he saw a young woman sitting on a wheel chair without arms and legs. Feeling bad for her, he asked, " Why are you sad?" She said, " When i was young, no body ever hugged me... will you hug me?" He then gave her a hug and jogged back home. The next morning, he saw her again. "Whats the matter this time?" Then she replied, When i was young, nobody ever kissed me... Will you kiss me? He then gave her a kiss. The next morning, he saw her again. "oh no he thought to himself...not again. He walked up to her and said" Hey, i already gave you a hug and a kiss, whats seems to be the problem? She then said, When i was young, nobody wanted to **** me, will you **** me? So he picked her up, threw her in the lake. "YOUR ****** NOW!"



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2007-02-13 03:36:57 · 13 answers · asked by LizAsAweS)mE 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Are people tainted by alot of money? Why is it that people are jealous of people with money but at the same time they complain because they have none. I have noticed several questions on this site complaining against Churches that have a supply of funds, saying they should give it to the poor. (you can't help the poor if your poor too)

2007-02-13 03:36:51 · 10 answers · asked by Midge 7 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm in the US. Almost 7 years ago, I dated an Aussie while he was living in the US. We broke up when he moved back to Australia. We've recently been back in touch, and I realized I'm still deeply in love with him. I think he may be my soulmate. However, I'm really happy with my life here, other than not having someone to share it with.

Is it worth moving to Australia for him, or will that cause me to harbor resentments for the life I left behind?? Is love worth leaving my family and friends?

2007-02-13 03:36:51 · 19 answers · asked by Kree 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-13 03:36:48 · 10 answers · asked by ianptitchener 3 in Religion & Spirituality

what is it about?
what do they do in it?
what is it done for?
what time in a year they do it in?

2007-02-13 03:36:45 · 2 answers · asked by EyasOo 2 in Mythology & Folklore

how far would the drive be from lincoln park or wrigleyville in chicago to gary indiana (gary works)??? would it be all traffic or scenic (i would probably work m-f from like 7 am to 3pm...

2007-02-13 03:36:45 · 2 answers · asked by Scotty 3 in Chicago

2007-02-13 03:36:45 · 5 answers · asked by daff73 5 in Other - Skin & Body

2007-02-13 03:36:43 · 10 answers · asked by eisha 1 in Royalty

I got a ring that has been past down through the family. It has never been sized before. The size is 7 and I wear 10 to 10 1/2. Can it be size up that big?

2007-02-13 03:36:42 · 6 answers · asked by Elizabeth H 1 in Fashion & Accessories

You know what I mean. I'm tryin to spice it up a little.

2007-02-13 03:36:41 · 8 answers · asked by pmk5252 1 in Singles & Dating

ok see bf cheated on me and got a girl pregnant. Well he denies it and now its been two months since the baby arrived. I hate him so much and everyday i regret ever dating him. I don't understand why guys would cheat when they have a girlfriend that has always been there for him when ever one else wasn't. I am just so mad at him right now b/c he want admit to it even though i know its his. I've tried to leave him but he doesn't want to let go. Its like he wants to have both of us and thats not going to happend.

2007-02-13 03:36:35 · 10 answers · asked by biggest_duke_fan_ever@yahoo.com 2 in Singles & Dating

You can't pick lead guitarist because Jesus has already claimed that role. But rhythm guitarist would be acceptable.

2007-02-13 03:36:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 03:36:30 · 16 answers · asked by Hipira 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 03:36:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - India

If doc 1 has data in columns a & b that match data in columns a & b in doc 2, what macro can I insert that will populate column c in doc 1 with the data in column c from doc 2?

2007-02-13 03:36:21 · 5 answers · asked by brad 2 in Software

I've travelled all over the world and I have to say that England has the largest concentration of really gorgeous girls

2007-02-13 03:36:21 · 21 answers · asked by superscorer2003 2 in Singles & Dating

My boyfriend is going to bootcamp for 9 weeks with the Army Reserves. He is then going for more time with the military police. He'll be in Missourri. I know to send letters, but what else? Is there anything I should be sure to do before he leaves in July?

2007-02-13 03:36:14 · 20 answers · asked by hrfolsom 1 in Military

2007-02-13 03:36:14 · 5 answers · asked by SIMON W 1 in Internet

The shoes, the socks, the hose, clearly something else is going on besides mere skimpiness. It's a little disturbing, especially since it appeals to so many men.

2007-02-13 03:36:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2007-02-13 03:36:13 · 10 answers · asked by bc_munkee 5 in Religion & Spirituality

I'm planning a trip to the mexican rivera next year and I have twins that will be between 5& 6 years old. What cruise line (besides Disney cruise) is more towards family.

2007-02-13 03:36:11 · 8 answers · asked by Paula A 2 in Cruise Travel

If you talk to them and say "I love summer and fruit", no one ever
will say "I love summer too". They all will say: "Yeah, I love
fruit, too, and I love pies, and today at breakfast I had..., and at
lunch I will have..., and for dinner I will have ... And usually
I eat..."
Can they think about something else, besides food (and sex)?
It's so boring.

2007-02-13 03:36:07 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They seem to be bereft of any comprehension that they are the minority and merely tolerated.

2007-02-13 03:36:06 · 32 answers · asked by Tommy G. 5 in Religion & Spirituality

What does this mean? My family says that it means that I could go into labor anytime. My mom doesn't even give me 2 weeks, and my sister in law thinks I will go before the week is over. How long do you think it could be? Have been having a lot of Braxton Hicks.
Doctor says that the head needs to come down more. Am I able to do this by being active or does the baby do that on his own? Any info would help. Thanks.

2007-02-13 03:36:05 · 16 answers · asked by missy 2 in Pregnancy

does anyone know who sings the "shes a mystery" song after john n kate kiss at the door
???????????
PLZ HELP

2007-02-13 03:36:01 · 10 answers · asked by SophieKayy 2 in Movies

2007-02-13 03:36:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Earth Sciences & Geology

Can anyone tell me what is the best way to file on income tax? I'm married and claim Married an one, so is it better to claim married and zero or married and one? I think you can claim yourself...any suggestions?

2007-02-13 03:35:58 · 4 answers · asked by doing my best 2 in United States

2007-02-13 03:35:54 · 1 answers · asked by robyneddie2000 2 in Biology

from a father who has NEVER been around.. Never called, send money, see him... NOTHING.... Hes a worthless piece of crap, and I dont know if I should file because then he would want to see my son, and I dont want that... Not after 2 years.. what do you think ?

2007-02-13 03:35:53 · 16 answers · asked by greygirl06 2 in Marriage & Divorce