One day, as a young man was jogging near the lake, he saw a young woman sitting on a wheel chair without arms and legs. Feeling bad for her, he asked, " Why are you sad?" She said, " When i was young, no body ever hugged me... will you hug me?" He then gave her a hug and jogged back home. The next morning, he saw her again. "Whats the matter this time?" Then she replied, When i was young, nobody ever kissed me... Will you kiss me? He then gave her a kiss. The next morning, he saw her again. "oh no he thought to himself...not again. He walked up to her and said" Hey, i already gave you a hug and a kiss, whats seems to be the problem? She then said, When i was young, nobody wanted to **** me, will you **** me? So he picked her up, threw her in the lake. "YOUR ****** NOW!"
Rate please :)
2007-02-13 03:36:57 · 13 answers · asked by LizAsAweS)mE 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Too funny my best friend had just told me this same joke last night and I lost it... I still knew how the ending was and still laughed hard right now....
LoL...
10/10....
2007-02-13 04:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 of 5 star
2007-02-13 11:52:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry dear... max.3 out of 10.
By the way, what's the use of those stars when you r using the word directly in BOLD letters in the final line!!
That was funny... so you got 3.
2007-02-13 12:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I posted this a few weeks ago and was wiped off the board after some self appointed church going egotistic narrow minded simpletion reported abuse.
Good luck, it was bad taste but hey, funny to some of us some of the time.
2007-02-13 11:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
3/10
not really funny
sort of funny
2007-02-13 11:50:50 · answer #5 · answered by Nathanael S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one but a good one = 6
2007-02-13 12:18:47 · answer #6 · answered by traila_dwella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It might be funny the first time you hear it, if you're immature.
Not really that good.
2007-02-13 11:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it ok you have to have a dark sence of homor so i give it a 7.5/10
2007-02-13 11:53:34 · answer #8 · answered by big ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so funny,
i'll give it a 4/10...
2007-02-13 12:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by cloudy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um i'll give it a 6
2007-02-13 11:56:53 · answer #10 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋