A guy is in a bar with his friends. After a while of shooting pool & drinking, he whispers something to his friends.
A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender & asks for a shot of tequila.
After he takes the shot he says to the bartman ''I'd like to make a bet with you.''
The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''
So the man bets the bartender £1,000 that he can p!ss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room, fill it up & not spill a drop.
The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So the man walks to the other side of the room & places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender & starts p!ssing.
He doesn't even get a drop in. He p!sses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools, everywhere.
After he was done p!ssing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me £1,000.''
The man paid the money with a big smile on his face.
2007-02-07
21:17:55
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