A guy is in a bar with his friends. After a while of shooting pool & drinking, he whispers something to his friends.
A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender & asks for a shot of tequila.
After he takes the shot he says to the bartman ''I'd like to make a bet with you.''
The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''
So the man bets the bartender £1,000 that he can p!ss in the shot glass placed all the way across the room, fill it up & not spill a drop.
The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So the man walks to the other side of the room & places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender & starts p!ssing.
He doesn't even get a drop in. He p!sses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools, everywhere.
After he was done p!ssing, the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me £1,000.''
The man paid the money with a big smile on his face.
2007-02-07 21:17:55 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?''
The man replied, ''You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them £500 each that I could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.''
2007-02-07 21:18:23 · update #1
10 out of 10
2007-02-07 21:23:03 · answer #1 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better a bet on than a bet off, some people are odd, even me!
2007-02-07 21:27:57 · answer #2 · answered by melanie o 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!! Thats brilliant!
2007-02-07 21:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by blue1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, good joke. 8/10
2007-02-07 21:23:04 · answer #4 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw that coming, but I found it funny anyway. 7/10.
2007-02-07 21:21:50 · answer #5 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Crude! But, funny.
2007-02-07 21:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old one...but still very funny....
2007-02-07 21:22:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-02-07 21:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that before,
but i am still laughing
luv it
x
2007-02-07 21:22:56 · answer #9 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one:)
2007-02-07 21:22:06 · answer #10 · answered by Bojana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋