1 Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm & then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2 If it's a rush job, run in & interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire about how it's going. That helps. Even better, hover behind me & advise me at every keystroke.
3. Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.
4. If you give me more than one job to do, don't tell me which is priority. I'm psychic.
5. Do your best to keep me late. I adore this office & really have nowhere to go or anything to do. I have no life beyond work.
6. If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret. If that gets out, it could mean a promotion.
7. If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversations. I was born to be whipped.
2007-02-06
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