All categories - 3 February 2007

These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)

- Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.

- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.

- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.

- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.

- Stock up and save. Limit: one.

- We build bodies that last a lifetime.

- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

- Man, honest. Will take anything.

2007-02-03 00:27:13 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

i am making a curry anfd it says add 100ml of water.i do not have a measuring cup so how much water is it roughly.

2007-02-03 00:27:11 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ethnic Cuisine

I am not sure of the title or the artist and cant find it anywehre can you help me its on the latest body pump

2007-02-03 00:27:11 · 2 answers · asked by Denise C 1 in Music

and these people know they dont pass its very obvious then they try to bribe me with money! i had a man offer me 50 bucks to give him his inspection sticker without checking it..... what do i say or what do i do with these people?

2007-02-03 00:27:10 · 5 answers · asked by GQsmooth 3 in Law Enforcement & Police

just one hat will fill a 13 x 9 inch (deep) pan, not two layered please.

2007-02-03 00:27:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cooking & Recipes

All I have is TV and computer thats it.

2007-02-03 00:27:01 · 12 answers · asked by Princess 1 in Adolescent

what is your most respected medical speciality and why?cardiology or psychiatry or pediatrics or another?

2007-02-03 00:27:00 · 9 answers · asked by imma 2 in Medicine

Most of us Atheists come from Christian homes....So how would you all feel if your kids became Atheists? As strong of Atheists as some of us are?

2007-02-03 00:26:59 · 15 answers · asked by Sarah D 3 in Religion & Spirituality

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??
October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel.
November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

2007-02-03 00:26:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

well ???

:D

2007-02-03 00:26:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 00:26:26 · 6 answers · asked by orangygum15 1 in Books & Authors

Elizabeth is the daughter of Nazario Kamiyama Navarro.She graduated at Silliman University with a bachelors degre in management in 1974.She is currently the Municpal Treasurer of Panabo,northern davao,

2007-02-03 00:26:20 · 3 answers · asked by darryl m 1 in Philippines

I have disconnected it and sucked it till oil started but it wont keep flowing. Any suggestions? I had run out of oil but i have did this before but it just wont seem to run freely....please help im cold!!!

2007-02-03 00:26:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

Beneath the din is there a deeper problem? Considering Bush has risen to power under a democratic system, does he represent the potential of democracy's failure? Democracy is a new political institution. Is it viable? Can its short comings be corrected?

Of course, if you believe the current president is acting in the best interests of the country, you can explain how he represents the success of democracy.

2007-02-03 00:26:12 · 6 answers · asked by Sky Salad Clipper 3 in Government

2007-02-03 00:26:11 · 12 answers · asked by james l 1 in Buying & Selling

Bearing in mind the lessons learnt from the Berlin Wall - segregation vs integration, how does building a huge wall with American taxpayers' money solve the Palestinian Problem?

2007-02-03 00:26:10 · 10 answers · asked by Dogstarrr 4 in Other - Politics & Government

preferably a song where there is a piano score too. i would like to play it on farewell. chinese songs are okay too. anime too. as long as its suitable for farewell. thanks!

2007-02-03 00:26:09 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Can someone explain to me how Foot & Mouth whose effects on Humans are only financial, and is a curable disease can be treated so effectively...
Yet H5N1 a deadly killer of Humans, incurable and so far contained can be treated so calmly.
No really, I'd like to know.

2007-02-03 00:25:53 · 4 answers · asked by Simon D 5 in Infectious Diseases

I just heard that there is a dispute between the union and the Company and the company has taken a hard stance and closed down. I think prices just went up. What are your thoughts on this?

2007-02-03 00:25:48 · 9 answers · asked by GRUMPY 7 in Motorcycles

I do like the place before i entered.

But i realise it is not as wonderful as i thought.

The first thing happened when we reach KL, me and my husband was rob by a guy riding motorcycle. He was trying to snatch my bag away. Luckyily we hold our bag tight and the theft can't achieved what he wants.

We do not report to police as we don't know how to speak malay.

We believe other countries have such cases too and i am not angry about it.

To my horror, we saw about 3 to 4 beggers on street asking for money. One even spilt on me when i donated RM 1. I not really sure what is he talking but i am sure he not really happy...

I enjoy the food there and as well as the shopping.....

The LRT services are old and should upgrade.

When we took a taxi from KLCC to my hotel, Hillton, it cost us costs about RM45. But it only cost us less then RM 10 (by meter) from our hotel to KLCC. We then realise we was cheated by the previousdriver...

I hope my next visit will be better..

2007-02-03 00:25:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Malaysia

2007-02-03 00:25:42 · 6 answers · asked by Engin Kursat 2 in Other - Football

Don't you think it can be argued that praying to Mary or any other deceased human being, whether a relative or a saint, is very wrong?

2007-02-03 00:25:23 · 9 answers · asked by mouthbreather77 1 in Religion & Spirituality

A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

2007-02-03 00:25:22 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-02-03 00:25:07 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

I just wondered because some people say it does but some say otherwise...

2007-02-03 00:25:06 · 9 answers · asked by melt_the_fudge 2 in Other - Diseases

gross point blank
fear and loathing in las vegas

what are yours???

2007-02-03 00:25:02 · 9 answers · asked by devilsential 2 in Movies

i know theres alot of differences they can calculate and observe. What i want to know is did they acount that the atoms activites are trillions of times faster?
The same thing but viewed trillions of times faster would apper to be different.

2007-02-03 00:24:53 · 4 answers · asked by marvin b 1 in Astronomy & Space

2007-02-03 00:24:50 · 11 answers · asked by kharkhlous telly k 1 in Sociology

It is supposed to be a interface that you can hook into a remote start and you can call it from your cell and start your vehicle. I can not find any specifics on it. I mainly want to know if there is a monthly service fee involved or is it a one time cost. I know that there are other features involved with it that you do get charged for but I dont know if you are charged for just starting your car.

2007-02-03 00:24:47 · 1 answers · asked by sparky06757 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

I haven't been able to get into mine for about 2 days now.

2007-02-03 00:24:35 · 26 answers · asked by ........ 3 in Polls & Surveys