January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!
June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??
October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel.
November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
2007-02-03 00:26:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
for those of you asking this oldfool when he was a young lad used to be blonde
2007-02-03 00:37:09 · update #1
You are funny. I like that. You sound blonde to me, though!!
2007-02-03 00:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with dollie. They don't really speak for every single teen in the nation. But they do make America's youth seem pretty immature and ridiculous. I am also fourteen and think it's ridiculous. I have nothing against liking the Jonas Brothers, it's when they start inventing all sorts jargon like OJD and making a mockery of sick people and comparing them to the Beatles, that's when I get angry.
2016-03-29 02:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jan death (mine ) reported in local newspaper
feb lost job because of my death
march lost spelling match against 2 yr old
april tripped on the same elevator you did only i had open detol bottle in my hand because i was there to clean your blood off the steps, detol went in my eyes no doctor was availabe for a 30 mile radius from the above said elevator
may slipped on colored water that was all over the floor broke my arm
june tried to go ice skating drowned
july came back to life just in time to be accused arrested and jailed for cheating in a breast stroke competition that i had been declared winner
aug. was sold a water logged car with open soft-top car won't run
sept was laughed out of california because someone told me what the capital of California was and i believed them and tried to go there on my vacation
oct wasted the whole month peeling 1/4 of a M&M
nov invited to friend's house for turkey slightly overdone
Dec lost court case to prove im alive...
2007-02-03 00:53:40 · answer #3 · answered by diane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Sounds like one of those blonde jokes.
2007-02-03 00:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What were they asking? Who is blond? The asker or the askee?
This is a cute post also. You are winning bonus cute points today. Now, who is blond?....hehehe
2007-02-03 09:09:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha! can you PLEASE email me a copy of this? just click my avatar and get
my address. I have a brother and an older WWII vet friend who would love
it and get a kick out of forwarding it to other seniors. thanks, Greg
2007-02-03 00:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny, sounds like you could use some TLC.
2007-02-03 00:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-03 16:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad are you blond too?
2007-02-03 00:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by MFREEBIRD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it!!!!
2007-02-03 01:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋