These are advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country (or so we are led to believe)
- Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
- The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
- Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
- Stock up and save. Limit: one.
- We build bodies that last a lifetime.
- For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
- Man, honest. Will take anything.
2007-02-03 00:27:13 · 6 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are funny but only for those people who use their brain. Many people would not understand
2007-02-03 00:40:59 · answer #1 · answered by duand s 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Auto repair service. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere else again.
For sale: eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home too.
Lost small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
2007-02-03 00:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I saw one on a hotel that said "Hated Pool" it was funny!
2007-02-03 02:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by Captivated 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Used cars! We have big deals! Bring the wife! We'll dicker!
2007-02-03 00:52:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAAAAAA Very funny ads
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if you have anymore send me them
2007-02-03 00:38:13 · answer #5 · answered by mintyginty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol 2 funny!
2007-02-03 01:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by micmegan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋