All categories - 3 February 2007

The Pickled P.e.n.i.s
There was this lady and she really wanted to have s.e.x, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.

The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a p.e.n.i.s in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle p.e.n.i.s my v.i.g.i.n.a' and it will start having s.e.x with you".

So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled p.e.n.i.s"

Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE P.E.N.I.S MY A.S.S"

2007-02-03 04:05:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The check engine light has been going on especially when the weather is very cold.

2007-02-03 04:05:03 · 4 answers · asked by neal hd 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-02-03 04:04:58 · 26 answers · asked by Yasmin K 1 in Home Schooling

2007-02-03 04:04:52 · 7 answers · asked by omar a 1 in Fantasy Sports

2007-02-03 04:04:52 · 2 answers · asked by kid 1 in Other - Holidays

2007-02-03 04:04:50 · 3 answers · asked by boonut 2 in TVs

Which do you think is better:Quicktime pro or windows media player 11?

2007-02-03 04:04:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2007-02-03 04:04:42 · 2 answers · asked by Uma 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

This question is based on an urban legend. First one to get it right is best answer. BTW, the reason I put so many question marks is because it has to be at least 10 characters.

2007-02-03 04:04:40 · 10 answers · asked by waaaaaac 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 04:04:36 · 18 answers · asked by Lauren B 2 in Volleyball

Peyton Manning (Indianapolis Colts) or Tom Brady (New England Patriots) I say Peyton Manning cuz he kinda is better but I still love the pats!

2007-02-03 04:04:36 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

I have about 600 contacts for my business,and want to mail merge from outlook?
Thanks

2007-02-03 04:04:35 · 2 answers · asked by sue.strout 2 in Software

This seems to be the agrument, not whether or not global warming is happening.
I have done a lot of rock climbing in my life. One major rule in climbing is not to disturb even small rocks on a mountainside. One small stone when dislodged can create a huge rock slide as it tumbles down the mountain.
This is how tiny man has started a cycle in climate change that will take centuries to settle. At this point it is too late to stop the cycle that has already started. But, it's a good time to stop kicking stones down the mountainside.
There are many programs already available to help stop carbon emissions. Many state and the federal government will help install photovoltic cells on residential rooftops and tie those cells into the power grid. This technology alone can cut CO2 emissions considerably.
Everyone needs to stop passing the buck on global warming and take measures into their own hands.
Do you own a rooftop?

2007-02-03 04:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by .... . .-.. .-.. --- 4 in Politics

2007-02-03 04:04:27 · 4 answers · asked by Bonsai 1 in Fashion & Accessories

i heard from some where that the first nuke will be detonatied in the year 2007 is it right??

2007-02-03 04:04:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Current Events

Do you go to bed alone every night?
Does your husband stay up until 3AM every night playing Warcraft?
Do you lie awake at night wandering if this game ever has an end? Ever?
Does he sometimes speak in strange medeival dialect while performing simple tasks around the home?
Has he ever made the comment that you would look sexy as a night elf?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,your husband may be suffering from an illness commonly known as
Life Deficiency Syndrome.
If your husband seems to be in lack of a life, don't worry, there is hope.
If you are a woman suffering from the emotional trauma of a Warcraft addicted husband, we can help you.
We must join together. Together we can fight this and free our husbands from this terrible disease.
Join our support group.
Ladies- don't suffer through this- you are not alone.

2007-02-03 04:04:25 · 14 answers · asked by Choco_Taco25 1 in Video & Online Games

My friend opened a business in her name for her father. He buys and resells used automobiles. She was asking me if she had to file anything special. I think she said he did cash deals only, and I wasn't sure how that would be categorized.

How can I help her sort through this?

2007-02-03 04:04:24 · 5 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Other - Taxes

If God says not to hurt another man, does this mean that if I or my family are thretened, I can't defend myself ? I mean God gave you a gift - life and not defending your life is not taking care of what God gave you !

2007-02-03 04:04:23 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Can friends with benefits make love to eachother?

Tell me what is the difference and how do you know if you ARE making love to that person and he to you.

2007-02-03 04:04:22 · 14 answers · asked by forbidden_love500 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-03 04:04:21 · 2 answers · asked by Jake h 1 in Sculpture

1) playing basketball 2) drinking milk 3) hanging from money bars
4)streching 5) sleeping straight

2007-02-03 04:04:17 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

also can you view my little green angel?:)

2007-02-03 04:04:10 · 24 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

how come when you are on your on your period and u drink lots of alcohol u the blood flow decreases???

2007-02-03 04:04:10 · 14 answers · asked by BscHons 6 in Women's Health

I hear you pray 5 times a day.

Do you choose which 5 times of the day you pray, or does your book tell you what time of the day you have to pray.

Also, how many minutes does your praying last

and do you make up the prayer as you go along, or does your book give you the exact words to pray

Thanks - just was wondering, since I know nothing about your customs.

2007-02-03 04:04:01 · 9 answers · asked by You may be right 7 in Religion & Spirituality

is it wrong if ur a girl and u like girls?

2007-02-03 04:03:59 · 16 answers · asked by Ashley S 1 in Singles & Dating

I mean without foundation, blusher

2007-02-03 04:03:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Makeup

Im talking about christians, muslims - ones who are extremely religious, and pray every day or go to mass every sunday. Are there people who're gay and still do all those things?

2007-02-03 04:03:49 · 14 answers · asked by Ryan 1 in Religion & Spirituality

it has that women from meloseplace

2007-02-03 04:03:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-03 04:03:44 · 13 answers · asked by Revathy 2 in Cell Phones & Plans