The Pickled P.e.n.i.s
There was this lady and she really wanted to have s.e.x, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem.
The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a p.e.n.i.s in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle p.e.n.i.s my v.i.g.i.n.a' and it will start having s.e.x with you".
So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled p.e.n.i.s"
Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE P.E.N.I.S MY A.S.S"
2007-02-03 04:05:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
thats ******** hillarious.
2007-02-05 02:57:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's HILARIOUS!!!!.Just got a room full of laughter out of it and only one smart a** saying "I've heard that one"!!!
2007-02-07 07:05:31 · answer #2 · answered by blubaby77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You FUC**G ROCK!!! THAT WAS HELL FUNNY
2007-02-06 22:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋