Warcraft Ruined my Sex Life?

Question

Do you go to bed alone every night?
Does your husband stay up until 3AM every night playing Warcraft?
Do you lie awake at night wandering if this game ever has an end? Ever?
Does he sometimes speak in strange medeival dialect while performing simple tasks around the home?
Has he ever made the comment that you would look sexy as a night elf?
If you answered yes to any of these questions,your husband may be suffering from an illness commonly known as
Life Deficiency Syndrome.
If your husband seems to be in lack of a life, don't worry, there is hope.
If you are a woman suffering from the emotional trauma of a Warcraft addicted husband, we can help you.
We must join together. Together we can fight this and free our husbands from this terrible disease.
Join our support group.
Ladies- don't suffer through this- you are not alone.

Just so everyone knows, this is just a joke.
Warcraft is actually a pretty cool game. I still wish he'd come to bed with me though sometimes...............

He is a bit addicted, though, so thanks everybody for the helpful advice.

Answer 1

Offer him sex. If he declines, then you have a real problem.

Answer 2

Do you go to bed alone every night?(Yes with my cat)
Does your husband stay up until 3AM every night playing Warcraft?( I have a husband?)
Do you lie awake at night wandering if this game ever has an end? Ever?( I lie awake with question but not about that game)
Does he sometimes speak in strange medeival dialect while performing simple tasks around the home?( does who?who is he?)
Has he ever made the comment that you would look sexy as a night elf?( I been called an elf but not a sexy night elf)

Answer 3

Why would anyone spend so much time playing WoW that game sucks, its all about EQ2!!

Ive been addicted before, Ive had laundry piled up for 2 weeks and not until I ran out of clothes would I do laundry sometimes wearing socks for 2 days in a row, or so addicted you cant leave your computer to eat, so you order pizza every night and have 20-30 empty cans of red bull and other various drinks cluttering up your room. But then finally you discover that you are sleeping regulary in your computer chair even though your computer is in your bed room.

When does it stop? when your woman leaves you? haha no..
In the last 6 months youve spent more energy leveling your character than you spent energy getting into your wifes pants for the first time. She was easy in comparison, and after 6 months in most cases 6 weeks you wouldve gave up on her.

Ill tell you when it stops, when you "man" up to your responsibilities, first of all you have a family, married or not you have people in your life that helped raise you and want to see you and want good things for you, you owe it to these people to make these things happen. Now if your married than you have even more responsibilities..

Do your job Man Up and take care of business first than play games.

Answer 4

I'm with you girl -- but it's not warcraft that's obsessing my husband. He stayed up until 6 am playing dawn of war a couple weekends ago! He also plays battlefield 1942 online into the wee hours of the night. He doesn't do this during the week, but on the weekends. And this is hardly new for me -- I've come to accept this lifestyle after 10 years... still, I could use a support group. where do I sign up?

Answer 5

BISMILLAH - in the name of ALLAH(GOD) ----------------- I really felt sad about the ordeal you are going thru. See one thing we should do is not just find a solution to a problem but to also find the root cause of the problem so it could be eliminated for ever. Although it is not the root, but it does stem from the root that the designers of these games or the designers of anything which is to waste time are only worried about making money, even if it comes at a cost of ruining someone's life thru anxiety and depression. What also is worse is the fact that the time which is wasted by public in millions of hours, could've been utilized in the research for finding cure of cancer and AIDS, in other words, something productive. But the root cause for all our problems is not having a proper understanding of the purpose life, or if understanding it, then not following it. Because once two people agree mutually about the importance of something, they are able to connect together and have a peaceful and harmonious relationship. From what i understand in what you have mentioned is that your effort is to improve the relationship b/w yourself and your husband not to sever it. I also noticed that you mentioned he drinks 6 bears, see alcohol is called the mother of all that which is wrong. --------------- will write more inshALLAH(GOD willing)

Answer 6

Warcraft is just one of those things that should have never been even thought of...my friend is really addicted to that game and whenever we talk he is always saying things like "OMG I GOT A LVL 40 MOUNT LOLOLOLOL" and really annoying things like that...also he can't understand how I quit, like he still offers me gold...Anyways Warcraft needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. Good Luck!

Answer 7

I'm a girl, what if I share my experience of online games... I had a boyfriend who really addicted to game.. Everything he did was related to the game, and I was really sick of it.. Then finally we broke up.. I was so down, then one of my friend introduced me to the game.. The exact same game my ex bf played.. Then I became addicted.. I finally can understand why he was so crazy bout it.. I've stopped playing games now and I often think how stupid I was to waste my time on that game.. But I finally understand..

Answer 8

so just dress up as a night elf, they're hot. Or get an acount yourself and spend time with him in the game.

Answer 9

Haha, WoW is one of the most addicting games ever created.

Answer 10

Whoa!! what's gotten into your husband's head! dang, never in my life have i ever met a man who plays WoW for that long! follow the other guy's advice and delect the game!

Answer 11

Hi my husband needs help too. he comes in from work and plays it from then to the time he goes to bed.Its not good because we live with my parents and we also have a son.Then I'm the one who has to take care of my son cook dinner and clean.I need help!