All categories - 3 February 2007

she's so fat: she's got her own zip code.
they have to weigh her on a richter scale.
she was standing on the corner when a cop pulled up & said."Break it up!"
when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan.
she put on a pair of BVD's and they said BOULEVARD.

2007-02-03 05:27:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ok so i need some ideas, i am in 8th grade and its almost time to graduate and i am in charge of the music. help me out please!

2007-02-03 05:27:11 · 10 answers · asked by Cammy 1 in Comics & Animation

I have had my gall bladder removed and also had to have scar tissue removed from my bowel. Yesterday I was fine and then all of a sudden I felt like I was going to pass out. I then had a bowel movement like never before. After this I have been seeing red blood and clots in my stool. Help?

2007-02-03 05:27:09 · 12 answers · asked by ittytrex 1 in Other - Diseases

your wheelie bin started talking to you???

2007-02-03 05:26:47 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you think about the movie Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind with Jim Carrey? It could be real what they do with mind in the future?

2007-02-03 05:26:46 · 3 answers · asked by Athennea 4 in Movies

2007-02-03 05:26:43 · 10 answers · asked by shilki_gupta10 1 in Media & Journalism

Rules Read all of these no more than once!
1."Railroad Crossing Watch For Cars" can you spell that without any R's?

2. You are the driver of a bus, 15 people are on to start with, the bus stops and lets 7 people off but 8 people get on then the bus stops again 8 people get off and 9 get on the bus drives for 12 more miles until it stops again 1 person gets off and 14 get on then 10 minuets later 12 people get off and 26 get on then the bus drives for ten miles and and 6 people get on, and 1 person gets on okaynow who is the driver of the bus?

3. An electric train is going 20 miles per hour north, which way is the steam blowing?

4. A rooster is sitting on the middle of a roof when it lays eggs which way will they roll?

5. One dog weights 20kg and one dog weights 30kg how much do they weight?

6.There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?

2007-02-03 05:26:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I only know it stands for Konami's Dance Dance Revolution.

This computer I'm on says,

"1.0 GB, PC3200 DDR SDRAM memory."

What kind of memory is this?

2007-02-03 05:26:37 · 10 answers · asked by ZZ 4 in Other - Hardware

my basset hound maggie is pregnant and i know about the procedures and stuff for birth but i want to know how i can make her comfortable during the pregnancy and what food is good for her and the puppies. please help

2007-02-03 05:26:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

What's wrong with me? Whenever I feel stressed, I have to dance away But that dancing became so addicting that I dance almost the whole day. It's scarey. But if I don't dance, I will feel stressed out of school and other things.

Should I just stop listening to music and be depressed? Because once I start dancing to one song it becomes thousand songs. I can't even study.

2007-02-03 05:26:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I want to mix my creatine with things that won't waste it. I've heard that mixing with orange juice is bad because the citric acid is not so good with creatine. But then I've heard people say to mix it with GRAPEJUICE. Is it alright with grapejuice even with the acid?? Also, I've heard that its good to mix creatine with sugar stuff. So far I've mixed mine with milk and honey. but I was wondering, can I mix it with APPLESAUCE ??? I'm just not sure about the applesauce again because of the citric acid. Any help would be great, THANKS!

2007-02-03 05:26:27 · 4 answers · asked by REDSOX847 2 in Diet & Fitness

I believe the cat was being abused by the person I got it from. Guy at work was taking it to the pound, I got upset and took it. It only relates well to my 5 yr old daughter, and runs away from the rest of us. I have tried gently petting it on the head, and it cowers down really bad...My husband wants to find it a new home. It is a beautiful cat, and I hate to give it up. I dont know much about the temperment of this breed though.

2007-02-03 05:26:23 · 6 answers · asked by chasandjayg 2 in Cats

2007-02-03 05:26:22 · 18 answers · asked by K 2 in Women's Health

Don't know where the relay is for the radiator fans.

2007-02-03 05:26:18 · 3 answers · asked by shaun r 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

Bill and Ben, the flowerpot men were at home one night enjoying a relaxing evening in. Ben said:"Flob-a-dob. Dob-dob, flob-a-dob."
To which Bill replied: "If you loved me you'd swallow that."

2007-02-03 05:26:07 · 17 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I have a job interview with the Army JAG Corps and I need to look as conservative and professional as possible. I am going to pull my hair back and wear a muted, neutral skirt suit with pearl earrings.

But what color should I do my nails? Should I get a pale pink, a bright red, a french manicure, or just paint them clear? I am interviewing for a legal position and legal employers always say their interviewees are not conservative enough. So what is the most conservative way to do your nails?

I need to look like Margaret Thatcher, basically.

Also, would you wear an american flag pin with your suit if you were interviewing for a civilian job with the military?

Any other advice on how to look as conservative & professional as possible at a job interview would be welcome. Thanks!

2007-02-03 05:25:59 · 17 answers · asked by Jessica 4 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-02-03 05:25:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

...and the plane suddenly blew apart while it was a few thousand feet in the air,would you at least TRY flapping your arms in the hopes that maybe,just maybe,you could fly?

2007-02-03 05:25:53 · 5 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Jokes & Riddles

When I go into my computer, there isnt a a dvd rom drive. and when i try putting in a disc..it doesnt run.

2007-02-03 05:25:48 · 3 answers · asked by lumi 4 in Laptops & Notebooks

Girls are evil?

First its given that girls require time & money
so girls = time x money

and we know that time is money
so time=money

therefore girls = money x money = money²

and because money is the root of all evil
money=evil

therefore girls = evil²

from which we conclude

girls= evil

2007-02-03 05:25:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please can somebody with personal knowledge of Islam explain it as I find it hugely puzzling.

2007-02-03 05:25:43 · 23 answers · asked by David S 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-03 05:25:42 · 7 answers · asked by HOOKIE 1 in Software

2007-02-03 05:25:36 · 8 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why are the considered oligopoly's instead of monopoly's

2007-02-03 05:25:34 · 4 answers · asked by chris r 1 in Economics

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2007-02-03 05:25:33 · 3 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-03 05:25:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

2007-02-03 05:25:15 · 5 answers · asked by dishragdeb1 1 in Cancun

If the univirse was created by the big bang theory how was that created and if a god created that who created the god nothing can just be here.

2007-02-03 05:25:15 · 7 answers · asked by java 1 in Philosophy

I know what "Pinching A Loaf" means. I want to know the origins.

2007-02-03 05:25:11 · 2 answers · asked by Sandy 2 in Biology

What does it mean when I see little silvery, tinsel thing when I sneeze, cough, or stand up too fast ?

2007-02-03 05:25:08 · 2 answers · asked by unhip 1 in Other - Health