she's so fat: she's got her own zip code.
they have to weigh her on a richter scale.
she was standing on the corner when a cop pulled up & said."Break it up!"
when she goes to the beach, she's the only one who gets a tan.
she put on a pair of BVD's and they said BOULEVARD.
2007-02-03 05:27:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
she so fat, that when she broke her leg, gravy poured out
2007-02-03 05:31:23 · answer #1 · answered by chumpchange 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well you are so fat you have to make fun of other people.
Your so fat you gotten hit by a parked car
your so fat you have to let other people sit at another table when eaten dinner.
your so fat you had no bottom to your car.
your so fat you can't use you fingers to dial out on the phon.
2007-02-03 13:44:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think anyone who can only get laughs from making fun of other people ,is sad. They must be very unhappy people, so instead of getting mad just feel sorry for them.(and by the way, i am fat and blonde)
2007-02-03 13:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by margiefaye4 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
she's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people yell "she's backin up!"
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard
she puts on lipstick with paint rollers
she left the house in high heels and came back in flip-flops
smaller fat women orbit around her
she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of washington's nose
2007-02-03 13:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
She's so fat when she steps on a scale the readout says "one at a time,please"
2007-02-03 13:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Fantastic! I especially like the 2nd one!
2007-02-03 13:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
She is so fat, she has her own gravitational field.
2007-02-03 14:32:31 · answer #7 · answered by russia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mamas so fat it takes her 24 hour turn around
yo mamas teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down
2007-02-03 13:35:10 · answer #8 · answered by sheldon b 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
shes so fat when she jumped in the ocean she made all of the dinosoares die and people thought it was a meteor.
2007-02-03 13:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by The Girl In The Bikini 1 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Fat jokes are really mean! I like stupid jokes better, and blond jokes!
2007-02-03 13:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by Brittany Davis 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
When she steps on a scale it says To Be Continued . . .
She has her own congressmen.
She has her own solar system.
2007-02-03 13:38:28 · answer #11 · answered by Look into the Air 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋