...murmers something in her ear. With a horrified look she yelps "Excuse me?"
"Typical country weather" he says. She smiles and they chat until she leaves at her stop.
The guy moves and sits down next to another woman.
Again he mutters something and again the horrified woman questions him.
"Typical country weather" he replies and again the two chat.
All this time an old, shabbily dressed, drunk has been eyeing the guy's progress.
When the young guy gets up to leave, the drunk grabs him and asks "Oi. Niiish game ye got. Waash yer got goin' wit deesh ladies, eh?"
"Oh, it's my new way to meet women. I whisper 'Tickle your c*nt with a feather' to get their attention and then say 'Typical country weather' when they get flustered.
The bum decides to try this out. He weaves his way over to an older lady and blurts out:
"Bang your snatch with a stick?"
The woman shrieks "EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
To which the drunk replies "Er, have a nice f*ckin' day.
2007-02-02
03:16:58
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