...murmers something in her ear. With a horrified look she yelps "Excuse me?"
"Typical country weather" he says. She smiles and they chat until she leaves at her stop.
The guy moves and sits down next to another woman.
Again he mutters something and again the horrified woman questions him.
"Typical country weather" he replies and again the two chat.
All this time an old, shabbily dressed, drunk has been eyeing the guy's progress.
When the young guy gets up to leave, the drunk grabs him and asks "Oi. Niiish
"Oh, it's my new way to meet women. I whisper 'Tickle your c*nt with a feather' to get their attention and then say 'Typical country weather' when they get flustered.
The bum decides to try this out. He weaves his way over to an older lady and blurts out:
"Bang your snatch with a stick?"
The woman shrieks "EXCUSE ME, WHAT DID YOU SAY?"
To which the drunk replies "Er,
2007-02-02 03:16:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Same thing happened to me, "lost" jokes are so annoying
Anyway funny one you've got there, lol xx
2007-02-02 05:30:47 · answer #1 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Tell em a joke, they laugh for a day. Teach em to laugh, they have joy for a lifetime." Old fool, we just can't teach everyone to laugh. Good try though.
This is too funny. The joke, I mean! ROTFL laughter.
2007-02-02 14:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok cheerleader not every joke is a question be real take a joke for what it is
funny joke
2007-02-02 13:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ta, mate......good one!!!!!!!!!LOL
2007-02-02 13:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.
What's the question?
2007-02-02 13:28:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one......
2007-02-02 13:53:55 · answer #6 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋