Hi!
....lap dog, sporting class dog, working class dog ....?
country dog, city dog?
Satin cushions, and snacks to eat, far from cold and the dark, dank street?
Toys to fetch, and a cool green lawn ... or a great big bunch of fuzzy sheep to chase?
Do you like children?
Can you bear going to the vet?
Would you like to get into everybody's possessions and chew them up?
Do you want marriage and puppies?
Would you get the paper in the morning?
What kind of food do you require?
What sort of sleep arrangement is for you?
Do you wish to sleep at the foot of milady's bed ... or something else (no, no... not ON her bed, please!)
What do you like to do when:
1. you are on a break from "fetch?"
2. it is time for a commercial - and they have an advert for dog food and there are dogs all OVER the screen?
3. if they went to the butcher and forgot
your bone?
Do you bark a lot?
Are you afraid of thunder storms and run under the bed?
2007-02-02
04:29:53
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