If you could come back as a dog -- and wanted to do so -- what kind of a dog would you be? Large, small...?

Question

Hi!

....lap dog, sporting class dog, working class dog ....?

country dog, city dog?

Satin cushions, and snacks to eat, far from cold and the dark, dank street?

Toys to fetch, and a cool green lawn ... or a great big bunch of fuzzy sheep to chase?

Do you like children?

Can you bear going to the vet?

Would you like to get into everybody's possessions and chew them up?

Do you want marriage and puppies?

Would you get the paper in the morning?

What kind of food do you require?

What sort of sleep arrangement is for you?
Do you wish to sleep at the foot of milady's bed ... or something else (no, no... not ON her bed, please!)

What do you like to do when:
1. you are on a break from "fetch?"
2. it is time for a commercial - and they have an advert for dog food and there are dogs all OVER the screen?
3. if they went to the butcher and forgot
your bone?

Do you bark a lot?
Are you afraid of thunder storms and run under the bed?

(cont.)
Would you travel well?
You wouldn't bite, would you?
Will you go out into the snow and play
snowman and snow angels with the children... or you're staying in?

What would your name be?
If you would hide when it is time to go to
the vet, what would you expect of your owners?
You .... you WOULDN'T beg at the table would you, especially when there is company for dinner .... please?

When it is time for a bath, do you jump right into the tub, or you would insist on going to the "poodle parlor" for a shampoo and clip?

Do you chase squirrels?
Are you friendly with parakeets, canaries, and other wildlife?

If they took you on a picnic with them, do you chase frisbees, or do you wait around to sneak the chicken salad?

You know something? I'm winded!

Peace & Love
LPM

Answer 1

I'd be coming back as my dog "Pepper"
Pepper is very loved by her whole family, and extended family.
She is treated with much respect, and has some really cool clothes. She's great at fetch, and loves people in general. She'd sleep right by your side, but will settle for laying on the end of the bed. She barks when she feels like you are in some sort of danger, so she is quite the protector.
In short, our lives just would not be the same without her.
So, I'd like to come back as Pepper.

Answer 2

I would be a beautiful Chow Chow. I would love my humans and take them for a walk with me at least twice a day to keep them fit. I would let them buy me the yummiest food from the Vets to make sure I stay fit and healthy. I would have a really big comfy cushion to sleep on with an extra blanket in case I get too cold. My humans would give me lots of toys to play with and sometimes when we walk in the park i would even get to see all of my doggy friends. I would be a loyal friend to my humans and I would not bite, I would not bark unless there was a good reason to. I would not be fond thunderstorms but would run to my humans to protect them if there was one.
I would be the bestest lovingest most adorable chow in the world.

Answer 3

I'd be a lap dog. A West Highland Terrier. I'd hate kids. I'd only eat chicken and rice and the odd slice of cooked liver. Definitely want puppies (only 1 or 2) I would sleep IN bed with my owners!
I bark when I'm happy and when someone I don't know comes into the house and I absolutely hate thunderstorms. I'm not allowed bones because of my delicate stomach! My name would be Hannah. ( my late little westie who I miss sooo much)

Answer 4

i would be a family dog...i would love toys to fetch and children playing with me and wrestling with me and pulling on me...i would bear going to the vet so that i would not get anyone sick and i would fetch things for them like shoes, papers, drinks, and such...i would want puppies and i would eat food that i wanted to eat..i would sleep at the foot of the family bed. i would not bark a lot unless i got excited...i would be ok in thunderstorms because children are usually afraid of them and they could hug up to me or i could try to keep them safe and warm...
i am not sure if i wanted to be a huge dog but i know i would want to be either a small dog or a medium sized dog...

Answer 5

i would be a golden retriever. they are the most loyal. any food would be ok with me. i wouldnt be afraid of the vet or storms. i wouldnt get the paper. i would sleep alot. i dont bark alot, only when someone i dont know trys to come in the house. i would want puppies and marriage. i would go crazy on the commercial. i would be hurt if the forgot my bone. i would want to sleep on a human bed. i would get into to stuff but not chew it up. i would love children and love to fetch.

Answer 6

You must have the longest , most compounded question, and though the imaginings are enthrallng, the answer is NO! You can't , sorry! The Bible says "As it is appointed unto man (Ladies too!) once to die, and after that, the Judgement!
The idea of re-incarnation is a mixed up concept. Those who sicerely believe they've been somewhere before are only confusing communications they've gotten from spirits who HAVE lived before whith haveing been there themselves.
What if , instead of all those cushions, you came back as a thirsty Jackel on the Kalahare?
Anyway, with global-warming, and globalization, and global rot, there just ain't time to live out all these imagined fantasies, let alone get reincarnated into them soon. Wake up!

Answer 7

I would definitely come back as a female German shepherd -- preferably with my current husband as my owner. I'd get spoiled rotten, have a nice warm bed to sleep on, get treats every time I sat by the jar and looked sad, and get taken on rides with Daddy.

I wouldn't be afraid of thunderstorms because I'd be sitting right beside my person on the sofa. I'd only "fetch" my flattened soccer ball and basketball when I wanted to play with them -- forget that paper bit. And I wouldn't need to chew up anything because I'd have a boxful of every kind of Kong and Nylabone chewie ever made.

I would love kids, but ixnay on that puppy nonesense. . .I wouldn't be that kind of girl. Vets -- feh! They'd better have lots of treats if they planned on impressing this girl. I wouldn't bite them, of course, but I'd have a way of turning my head and ignoring them that they couldn't possibly mistake.

TV -- only the Discovery channel and National Geographic wolf specials, please. And as far as food, I'd eat healthy Science Diet and then cage all the nibbles of cheese and popcorn that I could on the side.

And in my "spare" time, I'd plan ways to take over the world. No, wait. . .hold that thought. I already rule my world and humans. Who needs anybody else?

In case you're wondering, I am describing the life of our German shepherd, who is currently sacked out on my bed, taking up as much room and as many of the pillows and blankets as she possibly can. Enough said. :-)

Answer 8

Hi,LPM,
I'd be a porcelain German Shepherd figurine on the mantelpiece.
It's warm,and I can watch the other poor B*st**ds being dragged out for walkies in the snow through the window.
I don't have to worry about being spayed,or messing the carpet/chewing slippers,and once a week I get massaged with a duster.
My owners' relatives admire me on every visit,and ask what I'd fetch on Ebay.
Sounds good to me......
Woof! (In a ceramic sort of way)

Answer 9

I'd be a cool brownish labrador always ready for a laugh and a run in the parc and for lunch NO DOG FOOD please.
But i do accept cakes, donuts, lasagnes etc... I'd be garfield for the food, odie for the fun :-D

Answer 10

I have read part of your question and part of the answers! But one thing for sure, you have the most answers and the longest questions i ever saw.

Kudos to You!

I would be a Boxer mixed with Bull Mistiff and my name would be Boy!