A woman goes to buy a parrot, and the shopkeeper says, "We've got one for £100, one for £200 and one for £15."
"Why is that one so cheap?"asks the woman. "Well, it used to live in a brothel, so it's a bit foulmouthed." The woman says she doesn't mind, so she pays her £15 and takes the parrot home.
As soon as she takes the cover off the cage, the parrot says, "F*** me,a new brothel!" Then he looks at the woman and says"F*** me,a new Madam." "I am not a Madam,and this is not a brothel" says the woman,but she thinks it's quite funny. Later on,her two teenage daughters come in."F*** me," says the parrot,"New prostitutes!" "We are not prostitutes!" , say the daughters,but they think it's quite funny too. "Wait till Dad comes in and hears this parrot,he'll go spare." So they put the parrot in the hall,the door opens and Dad comes in. Dad looks at the parrot,and the parrot looks at him,then the parrot says, "F*** me,Dave, haven't seen you for weeks."
2007-01-31
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