A woman goes to buy a parrot, and the shopkeeper says, "We've got one for £100, one for £200 and one for £15."
"Why is that one so cheap?"asks the woman. "Well, it used to live in a brothel, so it's a bit foulmouthed." The woman says she doesn't mind, so she pays her £15 and takes the parrot home.
As soon as she takes the cover off the cage, the parrot says, "F*** me,a new brothel!" Then he looks at the woman and says"F*** me,a new Madam." "I am not a Madam,and this is not a brothel" says the woman,but she thinks it's quite funny. Later on,her two teenage daughters come in."F*** me," says the parrot,"New prostitutes!" "We are not prostitutes!" , say the daughters,but they think it's quite funny too. "Wait till Dad comes in and hears this parrot,he'll go spare." So they put the parrot in the hall,the door opens and Dad comes in. Dad looks at the parrot,and the parrot looks at him,then the parrot says, "F*** me,Dave, haven't seen you for weeks."
2007-01-31 11:55:42 · 17 answers · asked by Boo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Boo-now THAT is what I call a joke, I am still rolling on the floor holding my stomach. Thank you for 1)-the 2 points and 2)-to have the best joke ever to send to my friends back home in N.Ly, USA-You "truly" have a great one there. Did you make it up, or are you telling it from a different source? I ask this because if you made it up, I don't know what you are doing, going to school, or carrying on with a job, but I would "seriously" recommend to change your road, and be a stand-up comedienne, because you've got it! (Just ignore KXCSKIMUC, for small minds think alike, meaning she really did not "get" your joke-You'll always find one like that, it never fails, people insist on being critical all the time on this site-anywho, those are the ones to ignore!
You definitely got me good with that one.
God bless you.
2007-01-31 12:26:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-01-31 12:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-01-31 23:07:32 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good twist. I did read it once before, months ago, but I had forgotten the entire thing.
Thanks.
--That Cheeky Lad
2007-02-01 03:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooohhhhhh. Good one lol
2007-01-31 12:16:25 · answer #5 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
2007-01-31 15:40:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it is still funny
2007-01-31 21:52:37 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're so funny,, to be honest,,
I don't participate in F jokes, ,
now. . you're in my collection .
do some more Boo . .
2007-01-31 12:28:47 · answer #8 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! thats halarious!
2007-01-31 12:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's awesome!!
i wish i could've seen the dad's reaction!!
2007-01-31 12:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋