Miss Johnson's fourth grade class was about to begin their lesson for the day. Miss Johnson explained, "I am going to call out a letter of the alphabet and call on one of you to give me a word that begins with the letter and then use it in a sentence."
She began with the letter 'A'. Several students in the class raised their hands, including little foul mouthed Joey, who knew a dirty word for just about every letter in the alphabet. She called on Suzy, who said "apple". Miss Johnson said "Very good Suzy, now use it in a sentence." Suzy replied "I brought an apple in with me today for lunch."
"Very good Suzy." Miss Johnson then continued through the alphabet calling on different students. Little Joey was raising his hand every time, but she was reluctant to call on him until she got to the letter 'U'. She couldn't think of any dirty words that began with the letter 'U' so she let Joey have turn. Joey said "urinate." Miss Johnson was beside herself over his word choice. With a lot of reservation she said slowly "OK Joey, use that word in a sentence." He replied, "Urinate, Miss Johnson, but if you had bigger t-ts, you'd be a ten!
2007-01-30
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