Miss Johnson's fourth grade class was about to begin their lesson for the day. Miss Johnson explained, "I am going to call out a letter of the alphabet and call on one of you to give me a word that begins with the letter and then use it in a sentence."
She began with the letter 'A'. Several students in the class raised their hands, including little foul mouthed Joey, who knew a dirty word for just about every letter in the alphabet. She called on Suzy, who said "apple". Miss Johnson said "Very good Suzy, now use it in a sentence." Suzy replied "I brought an apple in with me today for lunch."
"Very good Suzy." Miss Johnson then continued through the alphabet calling on different students. Little Joey was raising his hand every time, but she was reluctant to call on him until she got to the letter 'U'. She couldn't think of any dirty words that began with the letter 'U' so she let Joey have turn. Joey said "urinate." Miss Johnson was beside herself over his word choice. With a lot of reservation she said slowly "OK Joey, use that word in a sentence." He replied, "Urinate, Miss Johnson, but if you had bigger t-ts, you'd be a ten!
2007-01-30 00:07:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds a bit wet. Was Miss Johnson pi**ed off with the answer ? haha
2007-01-30 08:15:47 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 10/10
2007-01-30 08:18:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot on keep um coming :O)
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2007-01-30 08:21:20 · answer #3 · answered by neilhollydood 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
another good one terry w keep em coming 10/10
2007-01-30 11:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the airport blonde jokes. Rob the guy who thinks he's gran from catherine tate doesn't get it and no he's not blonde
2007-01-30 08:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Mamber Ninsch 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2007-01-30 11:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good !
2007-01-30 08:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny, he's so cheeky I think I know him!
2007-01-30 08:13:26 · answer #8 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahaha LOL
2007-01-30 08:26:09 · answer #9 · answered by Domino's Mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
KID'S NOW DAYS WHO'S TO BLAME IE BAD TEACHING SYSTEM AND KID'S ARE NOT KID NO MORE THEY ARE LITTLE TARE AWAYS.
2007-01-30 08:22:40 · answer #10 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋