All categories - 24 January 2007

football player who supported celtic but never played for them

2007-01-24 03:45:26 · 10 answers · asked by jeff c 3 in Scottish Football

Blonde at the Appliance Store

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

2007-01-24 03:45:21 · 7 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine: "Why are you calling me?! Oh, I'm late!"

2007-01-24 03:45:14 · 12 answers · asked by Emery 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think you all look great tonight!I Does that cheer you up a bit???

2007-01-24 03:45:12 · 9 answers · asked by chrissy 7 in Other - Beauty & Style

Its my b-Day today and i'm holding tryouts.

2007-01-24 03:45:06 · 3 answers · asked by ... 3 in Singles & Dating

any others?

2007-01-24 03:45:06 · 3 answers · asked by Chetos NFL Bowl Series Comisionr 2 in Football (American)

Burn marks and broken laiminate from hot pan.

2007-01-24 03:45:04 · 4 answers · asked by needtoknow 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

check out my 360...it's funny!!!

2007-01-24 03:45:02 · 1 answers · asked by running2adream 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have tried Mini stream ripper and Winamp stream ripper already. They don't work. My ultimate goal is to disconnect the internet when the stream file has been saved on my desktop already and then still play it.This is how Mp3s usually work. They can work without the use of the internet.

2007-01-24 03:45:01 · 2 answers · asked by Timothy B 2 in Music & Music Players

Since today is a nationally recognized day, should I celebrate by humping the living crap outta the next hottie that walks through the door? Or is that too whorish?!
They come in looking for screws....why shouldn't I be versatile in what they get?!

6th times a friggin charm!! YALF

2007-01-24 03:44:59 · 8 answers · asked by brazenone 3 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-24 03:44:58 · 7 answers · asked by nickab650 1 in Acura

Thanks Mr. Dewar.

2007-01-24 03:44:58 · 9 answers · asked by gotalife 7 in Philosophy

Ultrasound detected I have a low laying placenta and the doc told me i couldnt exercise, lift things or have sex. Anyone else with this? Does is affect delivery?? Thanks

2007-01-24 03:44:56 · 6 answers · asked by Renee 5 in Pregnancy

2007-01-24 03:44:55 · 5 answers · asked by Michael n 2 in Astronomy & Space

2007-01-24 03:44:51 · 12 answers · asked by vinita 1 in Trying to Conceive

2007-01-24 03:44:51 · 2 answers · asked by ULTRA150 5 in Government

bless you, when someone sneezes.

2007-01-24 03:44:50 · 3 answers · asked by TheDarkness 1 in Languages

My son turns three next month and it seems his terrible twos are getting worse instead of better. He hits, throws things, and throws the most unbelievable temper tantrums I believe I have ever seen. We put him in timeout after warning him that his behavior is unacceptable. But after a hug and apology we are right back to where we started. I have read the symptoms of ADHD in toddlers and he has all of them. But I also know that the terrible twos are rough. I thought three would be better. But I seem to be hearing more nos and seeing more defiance everyday. I'm am my wit's end. I don't know what else I can do. My husband thinks he's ADHD, I don't know what to do. Anyone out there with some suggestions or a similar sitution.

2007-01-24 03:44:50 · 10 answers · asked by breezymourn 3 in Toddler & Preschooler

How about a recap? :)

2007-01-24 03:44:46 · 3 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Music

2007-01-24 03:44:41 · 19 answers · asked by klark kent 1 in Mathematics

get an austarlian passport.

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS HYPOTHETICAL!!

2007-01-24 03:44:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

I'm assuming it has nothing to do with what street the performance is being held on.....

Non-New Yorker..here...

2007-01-24 03:44:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

There seems to be a number of very smart people using this site and I would love to have your comments on my paintings. Visit my work here... http://www.artwanted.com/artist.cfm?ArtID=31019&SubGal=&Page=0
And please be honest and fair. I have almost 100 paintings posted and I know the work is diverse but I really need the feedback in order to continue. Thanks!

2007-01-24 03:44:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Visual Arts

Year of the PIG


CNY 2007

2007-01-24 03:44:26 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singapore

A fellow employee's wife died this morning after a long illness. She loved dolphins. Is there a place I can go online to make a donation in her honor and have a card sent to her husband to let him know I left this donation in her memory?

2007-01-24 03:44:16 · 1 answers · asked by Jill P 3 in Zoology

2007-01-24 03:44:16 · 3 answers · asked by ParisLynn16 3 in Dallas

2007-01-24 03:44:15 · 7 answers · asked by Let there be Bimbo 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-24 03:44:09 · 8 answers · asked by DoubleD 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-24 03:44:06 · 4 answers · asked by ubeicecream 1 in Skin Conditions