Blonde at the Appliance Store
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2007-01-24 03:45:21 · 7 answers · asked by tuxgal3 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
btw...before any blondes get mad, my sister is blond. She always loves blonde jokes lol
2007-01-24 03:46:33 · update #1
that was EXCELLENT. lol
i apreciate the laugh.
2007-01-24 03:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by BuddhaDaddy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million.Why did frosty there snow guy pull down his pants? because he heard the snow blower coming. 2.Astronomy Professor: What causes a 1/2 moon? pupil:once you won't be able to get your denims over your thighs. 3. Johnny: My brother merely opened uup a keep. Tina: really? How's he doing? Johnny: Six months...... he opened it with a crowbar. that is all I were given in the present day wish you loved em'
2016-12-03 00:00:20 · answer #2 · answered by kobielnik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a nice funny one.
2007-01-24 03:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by ??? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats definatly one of the better ones!! Make me laugh inside lol. :)
2007-01-24 03:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahah..I've heard it before, but it always makes me smile!!
Heheh...hahhahaha!!
2007-01-24 03:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by Amber R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow! lol funny
2007-01-24 03:51:43 · answer #6 · answered by lady sixx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol-funny
2007-01-24 03:50:18 · answer #7 · answered by staciesweet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋