One day this leprechaun comes up to a guy and says, "I'm a leprechaun, I can give you anything in the world, cars, jewlery, anything!!"
The guy says" Man!! Get out of here! Leave me alone!!"
So the leprechaun says," Come on, anything, I'm a leprechaun, I can give you ANYTHING!!"
So the guy thinks about it and says,"Anything?Anything I want?"
And the Leprechaun says, "yup, I'm a leprechaun!!"
So the guy goes, " Okay, what do I have to do?"
All you have to do is take off your pxnts and let me do it to you dxggy style!!"
So the guys says, "HELL NO!!! I'm not gay!!"
The leprechaun goes, "Come on, I can give you anything, ANYTHING!!!"
So the guy lets him do it!! While the leprechaun is dxkin' him up the bxhind, the Leprechaun says, "Anyways, how old are you?"
The guy replies," I'm 25,"in a pleasurable voice!!
The leprechaun goes, "DAMN!! Your 25 years old and you still believe in Leprechauns???!!!!"
2007-01-22
02:35:56
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