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One day this leprechaun comes up to a guy and says, "I'm a leprechaun, I can give you anything in the world, cars, jewlery, anything!!"

The guy says" Man!! Get out of here! Leave me alone!!"

So the leprechaun says," Come on, anything, I'm a leprechaun, I can give you ANYTHING!!"

So the guy thinks about it and says,"Anything?Anything I want?"

And the Leprechaun says, "yup, I'm a leprechaun!!"

So the guy goes, " Okay, what do I have to do?"

All you have to do is take off your pxnts and let me do it to you dxggy style!!"

So the guys says, "HELL NO!!! I'm not gay!!"

The leprechaun goes, "Come on, I can give you anything, ANYTHING!!!"

So the guy lets him do it!! While the leprechaun is dxkin' him up the bxhind, the Leprechaun says, "Anyways, how old are you?"

The guy replies," I'm 25,"in a pleasurable voice!!

The leprechaun goes, "DAMN!! Your 25 years old and you still believe in Leprechauns???!!!!"

2007-01-22 02:35:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

another gd 1 lol 10/10

2007-01-22 05:29:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes they do exist. They live in dark forests on the other side of the rainbow.

2007-01-22 02:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by Triskelion 4 · 0 0

Reasonably funny.

2007-01-22 02:41:59 · answer #3 · answered by Pickle 4 · 0 1

yes its funny 8/10 ha ha

2007-01-22 05:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lmao they say laughter is best medicine well i think ive had weekly amount lmao
thats was great need to try remember that one

2007-01-22 02:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by nico 3 · 0 0

Rude but funny!

2007-01-22 02:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Haha, this would be the funniest one I've read today

2007-01-22 03:39:14 · answer #7 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0 0

I believe

2007-01-22 02:39:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that was a clever one and one way to get your way with someone10/10

2007-01-22 03:21:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's a good one; you may stay and tell more

2007-01-22 02:41:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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