Thinking Like a Chief
Once on Liberty, some of my Shipmates and some of the Officers and I went to a Gentleman's Club. A
Lieutenant who had tagged along wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10
bill.
When the dancer came over to us, the Lieutenant licked the $10 bill and
stuck it to her butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, a Commander pulls out a $20 bill. He calls the girl
back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek.
In an attempt to further impress the rest of us, the Captain pulls out a
$50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill and stuck it to one
of her butt cheeks, again.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl gyrates over to me! Now
everyone's attention is focused on me, and the girl's egging me on to
try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
At that moment the Chief in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped
it down the crack of her butt, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went to the
bar.
2007-01-20
19:15:32
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