All categories - 17 January 2007

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"

2007-01-17 13:35:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

You can give yourself a thumbs.... sorry a STAR! now. Try it on your own. Really!

2007-01-17 13:35:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i finally figured out how too access the "game gnome" On the Sims 2 Pets.. but he just sits there holding something! He doesnt move or light up, or get highlighted when i move my person near him! What do i press to activate him?? Please help, i offer Sims 2 pets and Sims 2 cheats or walkthroughs!

PEACE

2007-01-17 13:35:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

There will be cake there, but its a secret! SHHH!

=)

2007-01-17 13:34:57 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think:

Stairway to Heaven is the best-

2007-01-17 13:34:51 · 6 answers · asked by icebabii ♥ 2 in Television

My boyfriend and I live together (which I know in the Bible is a sin), I have a 17 month old daughter, obviously I am not with her dad any longer. I have been blessed with many wonderful things in my life and I just want to say Thank you to the lord. I also wish to bring my child up in a Christian atmosphere with postivie morals to live by. I guess my questions is....will the members of the Church judge me because of the path I have taken in my past? I can't help but to think that they will be looking at me sideways and thinking bad of me. Does anyone have any thoughts or advice on this?? And please, if you wish to answer negativly, please don't do it here!

2007-01-17 13:34:45 · 49 answers · asked by Easter Bunny 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I have my guitar tuned half a step down im not sure if its the amp can anyone please help me idk if i need more bass or more treble or more volume on the guitar of amp please help me!!

2007-01-17 13:34:38 · 7 answers · asked by Fully_Distorted_IP_Vic 2 in Music

Is there any way for me to get on the game and play for free (besides the trial)?

2007-01-17 13:34:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

It was a really good game, but I think that the Knicks could have killed a few more seconds. I don't know how much help it would have been, because Washington still had a time out. Isaiah is a good coach, but I think that Clyde was expecting him to take the last shot.

2007-01-17 13:34:34 · 3 answers · asked by endless mike 3 in Basketball

If you take a bite of hot pizza, the sauce my burn your mouth while the crust, at the same temperature, will not. Explain.

2007-01-17 13:34:31 · 4 answers · asked by blah 3 in Physics

its hard for me to find games that are not downloadable because all the games that ihad found almost are downloadable.

2007-01-17 13:34:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

One time I was talking to a woman. She asked me if I went to church. To make a long story short, he started talking to me about faith in God and the like. Then she mentioned something about another woman she knew who was an atheist. That woman had recently died. About this woman, the woman I was talking to said, "I bet she believes now!"

Even as a theist, I found that to be just a tad judgmental and harsh. What do you think?

2007-01-17 13:34:26 · 19 answers · asked by I'm Still Here 5 in Religion & Spirituality

Using Visual Basic, what codes shall i use in creating a program that has an output that shows the perfect numbers once you entered a certain range?

2007-01-17 13:34:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

Me and my husband owns a 1989 Chevy s-10 Blazer. I thought there was an owners manual in the glove box but can not find it. We are expecting out first child and were looking on how to install the car seat properly. Can anyone tell me how to do so or where I can find the information from the owners manual that will tell us this?

2007-01-17 13:34:25 · 4 answers · asked by sweetchick11220 1 in Chevrolet

Does anyone know where I can download the sounds from Star Wars Battlefront (I or II)?

2007-01-17 13:34:23 · 2 answers · asked by sigmasirrus 1 in Video & Online Games

2007-01-17 13:34:19 · 1 answers · asked by actionman793 2 in Dental

2007-01-17 13:34:18 · 6 answers · asked by Patches 5 in Cooking & Recipes

hi there id like to know everyones birthday ....just curious

2007-01-17 13:34:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

i mean cuz there is this girl who likes this guy and that girl was realy mean to me so now i want to know if there is anyway to make him seem more interested in me then her just to **** her off and also to now be so obvious like declaring war with her .......cuz the last thing i want is for the guy to think we are psychos or something ..........so how can i get him to notice me more than her without him knowing my behavior has changed?
thx for the help

2007-01-17 13:34:10 · 10 answers · asked by confused 3 in Singles & Dating

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2007-01-17 13:34:06 · 12 answers · asked by fWHattt!! 2 in Words & Wordplay

I know this one girl, we are both in early teens, and she has acknowledged my like for her. We have danced and had a few moments together. I just don't know what to do, I do not think it is a crush. She says she is not sure what she wants to do. She has hinted that she may like me. What do I do

2007-01-17 13:34:03 · 6 answers · asked by darthranon 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-17 13:34:02 · 4 answers · asked by bearmuscle13 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

the headless horseman know where he was going?

2007-01-17 13:34:00 · 21 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

i have been playing baseball this week and my throwing shoulder has swelled up and it hurts to trhow. What is the best way to heal it other than ice, cuz im already doing that.

2007-01-17 13:33:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baseball

2007-01-17 13:33:54 · 13 answers · asked by the.fires 1 in Biology

my dog loves eating oatmeal cookies and i cant understand why she eats them....is it safe for her...lol she learned how to open the cookie pakage....it has no choclae in it so please help!!!!
*hug*
ashley

2007-01-17 13:33:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

If I would get a degree(Esl degree). May I have to take a TOEFL exam ?

2007-01-17 13:33:53 · 2 answers · asked by Emmanuel 2 in Studying Abroad

why is tatoo still swell after 4 months when color was put in

2007-01-17 13:33:53 · 4 answers · asked by jdawn_1957 1 in Tattoos

2007-01-17 13:33:53 · 14 answers · asked by Mandy P 1 in Cooking & Recipes