A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor."
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"
2007-01-17 13:35:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ME I MYSELF: Funny!
2007-01-17 14:07:49 · update #1
That one is definetly in the top 1/3 of dumb blonde jokes...very funny!
2007-01-17 13:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by Ole Charlie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice made me laugh
mwah ha ha ha ha
how r these?
a blonde was speeding along the road and was pulled over by a blonde police officer.
The blonde driver was asked to show the police offficer her licence.
She couldnt find it and got progressively agitated until she asked what does it look like?
The policewomean said its square and has your picture on it.finally she found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the police officer.The cop looks at it and says sorry you can go. i didnt realise you were a police officer
11 women were holding ontro a rope and they needed one person to let go otherwise the rope would snap. there were ten blondes and one brunette. Soon the brunette gave a wonderful speech about how she was going to let go and she wanted them to know that she had had a wonderful life she finished
and alll the blondes........clapped
2007-01-17 13:57:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-17 14:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Heres mine: 2 blonde women have been sitting on a bench in a farm in Minnesota...(close to ohio) female a million: what's closed...Ohio or the moon? female 2:properly,duh,i will see the moon!
2016-10-31 09:58:43 · answer #4 · answered by gennusa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think that's funny! It'd really get people!
2007-01-17 13:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by stormey4 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats pretty funny, i havent heard it before
2007-01-17 13:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
its not a dumb blond joke, its just dumb
2007-01-17 13:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Sir 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one, I know one who would too.
2007-01-17 13:50:51 · answer #8 · answered by P.A.M. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not funny sorry
2007-01-17 13:49:00 · answer #9 · answered by JUDI 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha ha! funny! two thumbs up! :)
2007-01-17 14:08:37 · answer #10 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋