a man who lives with just his mother goes on holiday and leaves his beloved cat at home. he asks his brother to pop in every day at the 2oclock and he'll ring up to check on things...
the next day comes and the man rings up, the first thing he sez is
"hows the cat? "
"oh his bro replys, shes dead"
the man cries hysterically and when he finally calms down he sez
" you should have broke it to me gently on the first day you should have sed, yeah, yeah shes fine,
the next day you should have sed, well theres a problem shes stuck on the roof and we are trying to get her down
the next day you should have sed its not lookin good but we are still tryin, then on the last day you should have sed im sorry but she didnt make it...
the brother thinks for a bit and sez "yeah that would have been better. "
the man suddenly remembers his mother...
"hows mum he sez"
OH..... erm shes on the roof!
2007-01-17
23:05:28
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