a man who lives with just his mother goes on holiday and leaves his beloved cat at home. he asks his brother to pop in every day at the 2oclock and he'll ring up to check on things...
the next day comes and the man rings up, the first thing he sez is
"hows the cat? "
"oh his bro replys, shes dead"
the man cries hysterically and when he finally calms down he sez
" you should have broke it to me gently on the first day you should have sed, yeah, yeah shes fine,
the next day you should have sed, well theres a problem shes stuck on the roof and we are trying to get her down
the next day you should have sed its not lookin good but we are still tryin, then on the last day you should have sed im sorry but she didnt make it...
the brother thinks for a bit and sez "yeah that would have been better. "
the man suddenly remembers his mother...
"hows mum he sez"
OH..... erm shes on the roof!
2007-01-17 23:05:28 · 16 answers · asked by Pinki 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha excellent !
2007-01-17 23:08:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny! 8 out of 10
2007-01-17 23:10:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
i have 1
one day there is teacher saying excuse me all the time in the class
one day she came to the class saying we going to talk about classroom rules
one student stand up saying we Gould listing to the teacher
then i stand up by saying could you stop saying excuse me please in the class!
its true story
iam in ict room now and she so anoying!!
lol
2007-01-17 23:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by funny_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that on Yahoo! Answers before, and it's pretty cliche.
Still pretty funny, I guess.
2007-01-17 23:10:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jacques 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it that an exellent 1 lmao
2007-01-17 23:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Double whammy ! haha
2007-01-17 23:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I heard that years ago! It was in a movie but can't remember which!!!! It's a classic! Thanks for bringing it back to life!!! x
2007-01-17 23:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it is a funny stuff.
2007-01-17 23:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ jolie ♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow! very very funny..
i hope there are more jokes like this
2007-01-17 23:25:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutely hilarious !!!! thanx a lot made my day!
2007-01-17 23:21:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anne H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋