There were these 2 old men walking down the sidewalk going to visit their deceased wives graves. They came to a spot that they decided to rest before climbing the hill to the gate and while they were catching their breath they heard two faint voices saying, "One for you, One for me, One for you, One for me..." The men were a little hard of hearing for they have been in the war together and always stuck together after they got home. So one old man said to the other, "Let's go home" and the other one said, "Be quiet, I'm tryin' to hear!" "One for you, One for me, One for you, One for me...". The old man that said to be quiet told the other "You know what? I think God and Satan is up on top of that there hill and they be dividing up souls!, saying "One for you, One for me" and I think we best be getting along (leaving). By then alll went quiet and the two men listening and heard footsteps saying "I'm done bagging mine up, better go down there and get those two nuts at bottom of the hill."
2007-01-13
17:56:54
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