There were these 2 old men walking down the sidewalk going to visit their deceased wives graves. They came to a spot that they decided to rest before climbing the hill to the gate and while they were catching their breath they heard two faint voices saying, "One for you, One for me, One for you, One for me..." The men were a little hard of hearing for they have been in the war together and always stuck together after they got home. So one old man said to the other, "Let's go home" and the other one said, "Be quiet, I'm tryin' to hear!" "One for you, One for me, One for you, One for me...". The old man that said to be quiet told the other "You know what? I think God and Satan is up on top of that there hill and they be dividing up souls!, saying "One for you, One for me" and I think we best be getting along (leaving). By then alll went quiet and the two men listening and heard footsteps saying "I'm done bagging mine up, better go down there and get those two nuts at bottom of the hill."
2007-01-13 17:56:54 · 7 answers · asked by LS 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you don't get it the first time read it through slower and pay attention to the little details.
2007-01-13 18:02:35 · update #1
Two members didn't get it. So I suppose I'll say that there were two guys taking nuts from a tree in the graveyard, but the old men couldn't see them and they thought it was God and Satan dividing up the souls which were really nuts and the men taking the nuts didn't actually see the old men at the bottom of the hill but the old thought that they meant them to take their souls.
2007-01-13 18:42:38 · update #2
read it twice, i dont get it!
oh lolol hahha i'm so stupid :(, thanks for taking the time to explain it, and to e-mail me telling me u changed it, ur cool! thanks again and a lot!
ok for whom ever still does not get it heres the joke.
the old men thought that god and the devil were up on the hill bagging souls, in actual fact, there were 2 regular guys up there bagging nuts, from the trees. so the guys would say 'one for you one for me' the punchline is them saying 'kets get those 2 nuts down there" because the old people thought by nuts the two men were refering to them, but they were not (i bet u still thought that the guys meant the old people) instead they meant 2 nuts closer to the base of the tree. hence it is funny because it made old people seem nuts!
2007-01-13 18:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive missed the joke completely i think, can someone explain pls!
2007-01-13 20:36:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, ha, ha
2007-01-13 17:59:34 · answer #3 · answered by startbutton 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
*scratches head* hunh????
2007-01-13 18:00:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda getting it...
2007-01-13 18:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by Kari 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...thx
2007-01-13 18:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is funny....
2007-01-13 18:00:38 · answer #7 · answered by slhs_classof2010 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋