Some of my favoruites...
-I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
-I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
-Is that your face or did your neck just puke?
-Nice hairdo, when's it being finished?
-You are about as deep as your reflection in a mirror.
-You're so fat that your husband rolled over after sex, rolled over again and was STILL on top of you
-Has your carer got the night off?
-You're riding the crest of a slump?
-When your IQ gets to 50 you should sell
-You should not be allowed to breed
-You are depriving a village somewhere of an idiot
-Your so dense, light must bend around you
-You smell nice, did you run here?
-And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
-Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
-If I throw a stick, will you leave?
-I'm already visualising the duct tape across your mouth
-I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant
Any other classic put downs?
2007-01-10
02:20:24
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