This guy walks into a pet store. For the past two weeks he has suspected his wife of
cheating on him, so he decides to buy a parrot, that can tell him what goes on at
his house, during the day while he is at work.
'Well' says the pet store owner, 'I only got one bird that can do that; but he's
got no legs. The guy looks at him and says, 'Well if he ain't got no legs,
how's he balance himself on the perch. 'He's got a really long penis, (the owner says)
so, he wraps it around the perch.' The guy thinks it over for a minute
and decides to buy the parrot. He takes it home, and sure enough the bird wraps
his penis around the perch for balance.
Everyday the man comes home and asks the parrot if his wife has been cheating on him.
Every time the same answer, 'Raawk, nothing doing, Raawk'.
Well, one day he comes home and finds the parrot lying on the bottom of its birdcage.
He picks it up and asks what has happened. 'Raawk, big happenings, Raawk, big happenings'.
'Well, what happened?' asks the man. The parrot responds, 'Raawk, first your best
friend came over, Raawk, then your wife made him breakfast, raawk, then they started
kissing, raawk, then your wife took off her shirt.
'And, and, then what happens?' asks the man really upset.
'Raawk, I don't know, that's when I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!'
2007-01-07
00:34:57
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