This guy walks into a pet store. For the past two weeks he has suspected his wife of
cheating on him, so he decides to buy a parrot, that can tell him what goes on at
his house, during the day while he is at work.
'Well' says the pet store owner, 'I only got one bird that can do that; but he's
got no legs. The guy looks at him and says, 'Well if he ain't got no legs,
how's he balance himself on the perch. 'He's got a really long penis, (the owner says)
so, he wraps it around the perch.' The guy thinks it over for a minute
and decides to buy the parrot. He takes it home, and sure enough the bird wraps
his penis around the perch for balance.
Everyday the man comes home and asks the parrot if his wife has been cheating on him.
Every time the same answer, 'Raawk, nothing doing, Raawk'.
Well, one day he comes home and finds the parrot lying on the bottom of its birdcage.
He picks it up and asks what has happened. 'Raawk, big happenings, Raawk, big happenings'.
'Well, what happened?' asks the man. The parrot responds, 'Raawk, first your best
friend came over, Raawk, then your wife made him breakfast, raawk, then they started
kissing, raawk, then your wife took off her shirt.
'And, and, then what happens?' asks the man really upset.
'Raawk, I don't know, that's when I got a hard-on and fell off my perch!'
2007-01-07 00:34:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHAHA!
2007-01-07 01:16:09 · answer #1 · answered by peacegypsy@sbcglobal.net 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-01 23:06:58 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burford comes home from work and his wife is in the kitchen on all fours, wearing nothing but her bathrobe, scrubbing the kitchen floor. He comes up behind her, lifts up her robe, fucks her fast and hard doggie-style, and then smacks her in the head.
"She screams, "Burford! I let you do something so nice like that! What`d you hit me for?"
He says, "For not looking to see who it was!"
2007-01-07 00:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-07 01:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before. Still nice though.
2007-01-07 00:40:43 · answer #5 · answered by WainWain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. That was a good one.
2007-01-07 01:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! nice one
2007-01-07 00:53:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long
heard it when i was 2yrs
2007-01-07 01:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehhhhhhhhh
2007-01-07 01:32:46 · answer #9 · answered by emilyy :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:D
so good
thx
2007-01-07 00:37:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋