All categories - 28 December 2006

2006-12-28 05:19:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

now... i know......but im just wondering how many of you think you do...and how many of you actually do...what are the differences in your opinion...???;0)

2006-12-28 05:19:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-28 05:19:40 · 8 answers · asked by Rachel T. 2 in Theater & Acting

JERRY: Jesus, you invited your friends here because you have a problem?

JESUS: That's right Jerry, for one thing, Peter here keeps denying me.

JERRY: Peter, what do you have to say for yourself?

PETER: I don't even know who this guy is.

AUDIENCE: Oooooooooh...

JESUS: See, he does this ALL THE TIME! He knows who I am!

PETER: No I don't.


JERRY: And who are you sir?

THOMAS: My name is Thomas

JERRY: And what's your problem with Thomas, Jesus?

JESUS: He keeps doubting me.

THOMAS: I doubt that I ever did that.


JERRY: And who is this trollep here?

MARRY MAGDELEN: My name is Mary Magdelen.

JERRY: And why are you here?

MARY: I've slept with Jesus and every single one of these apostles.

AUDIENCE: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

JESUS: Mary, I wish you wouldn't talk like that.


JUDAS: Leave her alone!

JESUS: Oh now YOU wanna talk to me?

JUDAS: You wanna fight Hippy? It's go time!



AUDIENCE: JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

2006-12-28 05:19:39 · 7 answers · asked by what the hell is a buckeye? 1 in Television

genius

2006-12-28 05:19:36 · 13 answers · asked by Count Acumen 5 in Words & Wordplay

In a relationship have you ever:

Please be honest.

1. Been beaten
2. Beat your mate
3. Been cheated on
4. Cheated on your mate?
5. Been verbally abused?
6. Verbally abused your mate?
7. Been married?
8. Been divorced?
9. Found your soulmate?
10. Given up on finding your soulmate?

2006-12-28 05:19:33 · 2 answers · asked by real_sweetheart_76 5 in Polls & Surveys

GIVE US DETAILS

2006-12-28 05:19:29 · 5 answers · asked by VENKATARAMAN K 2 in Sculpture

If scientists now think that 10% is incorrect then what is the amount?

2006-12-28 05:19:24 · 10 answers · asked by Jasmine 5 in Biology

Bossy

Milk shake. I know it's rap or R&b.

2006-12-28 05:19:17 · 30 answers · asked by kitty 6 in Music

2006-12-28 05:19:12 · 11 answers · asked by DOMINATUS 3 in Friends

♫

2006-12-28 05:19:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is this not a GAG gift? My mother is a total douche. First Christmas in my family for my wife, too. JFC.

2006-12-28 05:19:07 · 25 answers · asked by I SQUISH YOUR HEAD 1 in Polls & Surveys

you can also react.

From now on I'll make something like this to have a feeling that I'm not just keeping this burden in me...

12-28-2006

I went to James' house but I was late. He was already halfway through all the dishes we're supposed to prepare. We watched a movie and played xbox for about an hour. This feeling is killing me. What do those stares mean? Is it the way he usually look at other people? Or just to me? This has been going on even before we hang out. Why does he have to always look back when I look at him? Is it coincidence? I have a feeling he somehow has a clue of what I feel. I'm afraid to talk to him. What if I'm wrong? What if he hates me for it? Should I just keep this so our friendship will last? I'm planning to write him a letter on our graduation. Come what may... If it doesnt turn out right, I hope when I go to college I'll meet someone that'll make me forget him.

I'll sleep now. Bye. Till tomorrow

2006-12-28 05:19:05 · 7 answers · asked by vkrum1900 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I'd really appreciate it.

2006-12-28 05:19:02 · 3 answers · asked by ? 3 in Music

I grew up with both my mom and dad in the house and I turned out to be gay. It makes you wonder If only gay people raised gay children then why am I and millions of others gay that would mean our parents were gay as well.

2006-12-28 05:19:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Is it the Message or is it how the clergy and the people interpret the Message? What is wrong with recommending that people observe the Golden Rule, refrain from adultery, theft, lying etc?
Thats basically the Message from each of them.

2006-12-28 05:18:57 · 20 answers · asked by regmor12 3 in Religion & Spirituality

...because theyr are nice and friendly and funny, etc either way....

so..????

2006-12-28 05:18:56 · 7 answers · asked by ya ok....sure 2 in Polls & Surveys

I was met with a Best Answer in my inbox greeting me only to find a Violation waiting for me too. I was hurt. But good people took the time to brace me back up! Then someone asked what the saddest song was, and I read all the answers and copied them. Now I am heading off to Napster to download all the sad songs. They fit my mood and that braces me. You (SOME OF YOU) people are honest and compassionate. I read the answers to other questions too. I love you all. And you know who YOU ARE! I'm here to stay until I can say I got tough and learned how. Some people are special and really stand out. And I don't care about the points now! I think I "get it" so many thanks. I needed that.

2006-12-28 05:18:52 · 8 answers · asked by Dovey 7 in Music

I've had acne for a while, and I'm fed up, anything the doctor prescribes doesn't work...is there any homeopathic solution to my problem?

2006-12-28 05:18:52 · 7 answers · asked by cal 1 in Skin Conditions

2006-12-28 05:18:51 · 16 answers · asked by tarek m 1 in UEFA Champions League

2006-12-28 05:18:49 · 7 answers · asked by Lore 3 in Infectious Diseases

it is "if you take CTA, the "Brown Line" is the best.

2006-12-28 05:18:47 · 9 answers · asked by judy f 3 in Chicago

2006-12-28 05:18:45 · 8 answers · asked by Rachel T. 2 in Television

Can you interpret it? My clit was pulsating and when I looked at it there was a tiny hand that was there instead of the clitorial hood and it would hold my clit and open and close as it pulsated. WTF! What kind of meaning could this have?

2006-12-28 05:18:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

ritcher what is your neices username in millberry.i want to send them somethin.have you seen my gift.i dont know if you want it since you already have 1.

2006-12-28 05:18:39 · 2 answers · asked by <-(‾`v ‾)-> 2 in Other - Games & Recreation

About Me
Member since: December 09, 2006
At my bank that i go to there is this bankteller that i truly like a lot. I know that the banktellers are suppose to smile and be friendly towards the customers. What is the best way for me to fnd out if she is single or is dating someone. I go to the bank once a week to deposit money and she is there whenever i see her. What should i do or say next? How can I get her to like me and to be able to go out with me?
Thanks again

2006-12-28 05:18:38 · 7 answers · asked by spurs257 1 in Singles & Dating

My grandmother recently called me and explained that her knee was swollen, the back of her knee pains her, and her ankle is in extreme pain. Does any one have a CLUE as to what may cause this. I have tried to research it but only came up with one explanation: DVT. Her doctor wants her to get surgery and get her knee replaced, but I think it may be something else.
Thanks to all who answer, I really appreciate it!

2006-12-28 05:18:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

I've went from girly girl to tomboy back to girly girl. In elementry i was a prep, then middle school i didn't know what i was, i guess i just didn't have style anymore, then high school i was same thing i have no idea. Now i'm just whatever i feel. but i don't know how i want to be you know. I don't know what i want to do, i always change my mind about everything. Now i'm just blah, I listen to the murder dolls, and a bunch of goth music also punk and then sometimes i feel like listening to pop. i don't know about my life anymore, Does any of this make sense?

2006-12-28 05:18:36 · 5 answers · asked by riotgerrl 1 in Other - Education

2006-12-28 05:18:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music