All categories - 28 December 2006

Heres a joke...its not clean...so read it if u want but if you don't want to then just tell me the funniest joke you heard this month.

A group of women were in shared house, showering, when they heard a knock at the door.

Naked they went to the door to ask who was knocking. "Who is it?", they said.

And the guy answers "blind man". They think for a second, and
decide it's ok to let him come in without putting on any clothes because he's blind, then to ask him why he knocked.

One of the women opens the door and the guy enters and says "Nice boobs ladies, now where do you want the blinds".

...Get it?

2006-12-28 05:15:23 · 21 answers · asked by Spring is Awesome 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-28 05:15:22 · 13 answers · asked by Chicken Jones 4 in Other - Politics & Government

There is a cartoon that I really like and I would like to get it as a real tune on my mobile but do not know where to look .Can someone give some suggestions on where I can look?

2006-12-28 05:15:21 · 2 answers · asked by JUSEve 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

its for a toshiba 120 i want to play games on it

2006-12-28 05:15:20 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

Sevens teams with a .500 record are participating in a bowl game this season. New Mexico, Florida State, Oklahoma State, Alabama, Minnesota, Iowa, and Miami (Fla.) Should such mediocrity, no matter how rich the school's tradition, be rewarded with a bowl invite?

2006-12-28 05:15:12 · 11 answers · asked by marco.polo108 2 in Football (American)

my boyfriend and i have been going out for about 3 1/2 months, and made out, but i still have feelings for my ex....what should i do?!

2006-12-28 05:15:06 · 12 answers · asked by brie_pink 1 in Singles & Dating

Hi im currently creating a program and for it to work I need it to reboot after the user clicks Yes but I dont know what the code would be to make it reboot the machice.
Im using Microsoft Visual C++ 2005 Express Edition.
Please give me the code or a direct link not a whole website.

2006-12-28 05:15:06 · 2 answers · asked by sbraidley 3 in Programming & Design

2006-12-28 05:15:00 · 5 answers · asked by David R 1 in Victoria (Melbourne)

Advice please!

2006-12-28 05:15:00 · 7 answers · asked by mprice9802 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Does any one remember the name of the 80's song with lyrics something like.
Gonna whip drop my neighbour in looooove, gonna fight for my right to get into your heart. AND something about don't need your pseudo satisfaction baby?

2006-12-28 05:14:55 · 4 answers · asked by Steel 2 in Music

its for a toshiba 120 i want to play games on it

2006-12-28 05:14:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Laptops & Notebooks

2006-12-28 05:14:49 · 6 answers · asked by my nickname 1 in Other - Home & Garden

2006-12-28 05:14:41 · 16 answers · asked by Moiz 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-12-28 05:14:39 · 8 answers · asked by nigel 1 in Cooking & Recipes

know any uniqe muslim names with meanings for a boy?

2006-12-28 05:14:35 · 15 answers · asked by asim 2 in Religion & Spirituality

A. there is more rain in the summer.
B. the winds are calmer in the summer.
C. the water is saltier in the summer.
D. the water is warmer in the summer.

2006-12-28 05:14:33 · 4 answers · asked by Lily 1 in Weather

2006-12-28 05:14:32 · 11 answers · asked by My Poetry Is Deep I Neva Fail 4 in Basketball

2006-12-28 05:14:30 · 9 answers · asked by me 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-28 05:14:28 · 6 answers · asked by lassie1724 1 in Singles & Dating

It is a subject that is not openly talked about but could help many couples who are curious about what is "normal" as they get older together. My beloved and I were discussing our hopes for our future since we are in our 40's and newly married but since our parents never talked about how active they were we are unsure of what to expect. Any married couples in their 40's, 50's and beyond have any information they would care to share?

2006-12-28 05:14:28 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Marriage & Divorce

they have to be funny too! 10 points

2006-12-28 05:14:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Or, if you follow a particular denomination, do you believe your prayers are answered more frequently than those of denominations (e.g. Mormons, Jehovas Witnesses, Cathloics, Babtists)?

2006-12-28 05:14:18 · 11 answers · asked by skeptic 6 in Religion & Spirituality

Does lemon and hot honey work?

2006-12-28 05:14:16 · 10 answers · asked by JMB 1 in Alternative Medicine

2006-12-28 05:14:15 · 2 answers · asked by ocean_juliet1 1 in Languages

why do girls get called names yet its ok for a guy to sleep with lots of girls

2006-12-28 05:14:15 · 20 answers · asked by sauceysue 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-28 05:14:15 · 9 answers · asked by ivan_c 2 in Books & Authors

They seem to be their 'trademark' brand/shade.

2006-12-28 05:14:11 · 3 answers · asked by Rod Mac 5 in Makeup

I've developed a rash on my lower arms that appears to be eczema or more specifically atopic dermatitis. I've found that the number one thing you can do is moisturize daily. Lotions are not generally recommended because they contain high amounts of water and alcohol that evaporate quickly. What are some brand names of moisturizers that will provide lasting protection against drying of the skin?

2006-12-28 05:14:10 · 9 answers · asked by Spaghetti Cat 5 in Skin Conditions

I don't go up to the city much and was wondering if there was any way to get free parking. How does validation work?

2006-12-28 05:14:01 · 3 answers · asked by Deuce 2 in San Francisco

2006-12-28 05:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by marc_adams18 2 in Philosophy